"Welcome Back Mike Lowell"

He wasn't '07 World Series MVP for nothing. Infinitely more-valuable than "Jeter Sleepover-Rod", I don't ever remember Mike slapping a ball out of anyone's glove, in regular or postseason. I guess that regular season MVP, means "Charismatic Pepsi Salesman", which means that Mets Fans should demand RC Cola. What real Mets Fan would drink Pepsi, with "Kiss My Arse-Rod", as spokesman? With the infinitely-better 3rd Baseman with his 2nd WS Ring in 5 years & good fielding & power stats, who needs a sheer "Glory Boy Stats Padder"? Mike Lowell will be just fine.