"Alas, Poor Yourick, I Think He's Mets GM"

Ahhhh, as Omar is forced by Jeffy's rule of "Couponing" or 3 stiffs for the price of One or two, methinks:

He was so-busy after the '04 Season. He was great after '05. Yet,we heard nary a word after '06;

WHY dost I believeth that Jeffy Wilpon, neither a favorite of mine, nor of Steve From Bay Ridge-Domiciled In Staten Island, is in Omar's Way;

Is Jeffy the Brat In The Candy Store? Is he Leo Bloom or Max Bialystock, looking to make money off a flop. Like Max, he made money off a Flop @ The End;

Jeffy? Do You Know what It's Like, singing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" @ "Professor Thom's", a known BOSTON RED SOX THEMED BAR in Manhattan, a Special Edition, which brought the Singer to tears, because the singer knew earlier in the week that all was lost? That Same Guy, lost his composure after the '06 NLCS, only to find Jeffy pulling off the Same Ol' S---, which TOTALLY-INFURIATES Mets Fans, WORLD-WIDE;

Jeffy? Let OMAR do his job. Go back to Keyspan Park & worry about the Cyclones. Let your Old Man, worry about Citi Field. Your Time has not yet come;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens