Steve Phillips Thinks He's Going To Win An Emmy For This

Steve Phillips, comedian in his own mind & GM FLOPPEROO of the NY Mets, is now a studio host on ESPN'S "Baseball Tonight", as well as In-Game Analyst on weeknight ESPN Baseball telecasts. On a recent "Baseball Tonight-Special Edition" from Disney World, Steve made this BOLD prediction:

"Alex Rodriguez will not only be AL MVP, BUT World Series MVP";

Well, upon hearing this burst of brilliance, which makes Steve sound like "The Master of The Oblivious Observation", one named Tim Mc Carver, Steve was booed, rousingly, by the Disney World audience;

Oh, ah, Steve, I DO remember you as the METS GM, who refused to negotiate with A-Rod, calling him a 24+1 player in 2000, after the World Series, instead torturing Mets Fans with Steve Trachsel, who caused the Mets "Old Guard" to think of you, IMMEDIATELY, while crying & vomiting, simultaneously, over the '06 NLCS, whereas Mc Carver at least made people laugh,over his classic gaffe, "ST Louis blows in a NY Minute";

THE (THEN) Most-EXCITING PLAYER in the game, you called a "24+1".. Oh, wait, you left Mets fans with Al Leiter & John Franco. HOW can one possibly-forget them;

Well, Steve, there's a song in your honour, from my "BAD BANAL SUNDAY HYMN SERIES". It says so much bout YOU;

I shall call it "Hey, I'm Steve", sug to the tune of that smewhat-awful "Novus-AWFUL" Hymn, which Traditional Catholics are known to do parodies of, called ."Take & Eat". Traditional Catholics & Baseball Fans alike, will just love this "Tribute", to your INEPTITUDE, for you make TIM MC CARVER look like EINSTEIN, for crying out loud;

"Hey, I'm Steve"

(Refrain)
Hey, I'm Steve, Hey, I'm Steve
I am the brains who built this winner
Hey, I'm Steve, Hey, I'm Steve
Brought you a champ, pay homage to me;

The year was 1997
Lance Johnson for the best reliever
Mel Rojas the best in the game/
He was out of gas, he was not the same

(Refrain)

There was that little wussie A-ROD
MR 24+1
So I got us MR Trachsel
Look at Game 2. HE BLEW IT REALLY BAD;

(Refrain)

A certain owner of a team in The Bronx, as portrayed from the back, by Larry David, on "Seinfeld", sums up Steve Phillips, in one word;

"COSTANZAAAAA"

& George Costanza would be a better GM than YOU;

Michael(Written Using The Palm(T/X)in my hand