"Last Night, In My Travels, I Received A Call From 'The Evil Ones'"
I did receive a call from a Representative of "The Evil Empire";
To those of you in Traditionalist Catholic Circles, who're regular readers, I have NOT received a Call from "Call To Action", nor from Fr Richard Sparks, SJ;
Rather, we of "Red Sox Nation", we who follow a certain Major League Baseball Team, which plays at Fenway Park in Boston, our concept of "The Evil Empire" is a Team called The New York Yankees;
I received a pleasant call from a chap, called Kyle(Not to be confused with the child, who's tormented by that Crypto-Nazi, Eric Cartman on "South Park"). He agreed to send me some particulars about purchasing NY Yankees Tickets;
That Brochure is in the mail as we speak. I am NOT an aficionado of the NY Yankees, although their fans are some of the funniest characters, which one could read about, after a good many "Yankees Males" have "Inhaled" their 8th beer by the top of the 1st Inning(LOL);
It should be a Grand Season for laughs. I should take in a Yankees Match, either vs the Boston Red Sox or NY Mets. It's when Yankees Fans are at their Most-Innane;
All of You, please keep Sophia in Your Prayers;