"NESN-1:00PM, ET-NY Mets at Boston Red Sox-Ft Myers-Tomorrow"

Except for Fairfield County, CT, though part of New England, but considered to be part of the NY Metropolitan Area, all of New England will watch NESN, complete with Don Orsillo & Jerry Remy(DO & The RemDawg, both CONSIDERABLY MORE-Intelligent than "Mike & The Mad Dog" on WFAN 660AM-NY) & Former "Imus In The Morning" Newscaster & Butt of Jokes, Tina Cervasio:

New York Area Alert-head to a Red Sox Friendly Pub in Manhattan or Brooklyn to catch the action. For Red Sox-Friendly Locations, check with "Bornintoit.com" or "Red Sox Connection.com" for locations to watch the game, in the NY Metropolitan Area. BTW, DO & The RemDawg, are sometimes noted for silly moments, hence, entertaining, so to Mets Fans in the Audience, these guys are good & THEY'RE NOT "YES" with "Y2" Kay & his "No Hitter-Holocost" Rants;

FIVE Questions Questions I must ask to both Fan Bases, so similar in their DESPISEMENT of the NY Yankees;

Question's #1 & 1A-Is Omar Minaya running a retirement home? & Just how OLD is Orlando "El Duque" Hernandez?

Question # 2-In Regards to Theodore Epstein & his deals, will he look like the '04 Theo, or will he look like a certain FORMER GM of The Mets, who's about to be LAMPOONED in Song as well as roasted on a spit, in the Column, above?

Question #3-Is Red Sox CEO, Larry Lucchino, the Modern Incarnation of the Late Mets Chairman of The Board, M.Donald Grant?

Question #4-Who in the Broadcast Booth is MORE-ANNOYING? Tim Mc Carver? or Hawk Harrelson? DEFEND YOUR ANSWER in the comments below;

Question #5-Is Dan Shaughnessy of The Boston Globe, as DESPISED as Dick Young of both the NY Daily News & NY Post? DEFEND YOUR ANSWER in the comments below;

We now resume Red Sox & Some Mets Programming & Comedy, on the WFAN RED SOX Radio Network(@ least, that's how Tim would put it);

Michael, Purveyor of This Nonsense!