"You're Just Juan Damon To Me"
He of the "Long Hair, Nice Charm, 6th Grade Girl's Arm"(According to the "Loren & Wally" Song Parody on WROR-FM-Boston):
He's Whining about the CHEAPNESS of the Boston Red Sox, according to today's NY Daily News;
Did "Dice-K" Matzuzaka come "CHEAP", you dolt?
You can't THROW & neither can you PITCH. Neither can Bernie Williams;
So Judas, you're just another "A-HAT" to me;