"You're Just Juan Damon To Me"

Remember Judas Damon, the '04 "Idiot", who signed with the Enemy(The NY Yankees)?

He of the "Long Hair, Nice Charm, 6th Grade Girl's Arm"(According to the "Loren & Wally" Song Parody on WROR-FM-Boston):

He's Whining about the CHEAPNESS of the Boston Red Sox, according to today's NY Daily News;

Did "Dice-K" Matzuzaka come "CHEAP", you dolt?

You can't THROW & neither can you PITCH. Neither can Bernie Williams;

So Judas, you're just another "A-HAT" to me;

Thanks!

Mike