"Yoo-Who? Oh, JR? We Know That It Was All You, Today."

Guess What? You're about as funny as an act of flatulence in a room with no ventilation, with 40 people there. Your Knights Of Columbus Free Throw Sabotaging Tactics make about as much sense as many a dumb observation made by Tim Mc Carver:

A DISTRICT Contest need not last 1:25. It should ONLY last about 30 to 40 Minutes at the most. YOUR Council sent over 30 Contestants from a Parish, located on Cross Island Parkway in Bellrose, Queens. It dragged things out;

& you ordered it done in the same East Glendale, Queens Parish where you pulled off 2 other memorable stunts with overcrowding the gymnasium by telling the local Parish that our format was unlawful & they sent 56 Contestants in 1999 & 86 Contestants in 2003. You actually had me banned in cooperation with 2 other lowlifes from the '03 contest, WHILE I WAS CHAIRMAN, you gutless, sneaky piece of s---, by spreading slanderous stories. One of YOUR Acolytes, actually kept Winners' Names out of my hands to prevent Winners from that East Glendale Parish, from advancing to the District Contest;

JR? You're going to be as popular in the Knights Of Columbus in Queens, as Osama Bin Laden's name is, in Lower Manhattan. WATCH IT!

Note:
The Comedy Version of this episode, is called "FOX Saturday Baseball Presents The Knights Of Columbus Free Throw-The Contest" & is readable on the January, '07 Page of this blog(January 14th, '07) Go to THAT one & Laugh;

Thanks;

Michael

(Note-I've Gone Digital, Big Time. Photo taken by me from my Motorola V3 RAZR).