"Ash Wednesday & Casual Fans of Baseball"

I realize that many of you will receive ashes today, as an outward sign of Penitence:
I also realize that many of you only darken a Church door on this day, Palm Sunday, Easter Sunday & Christmas Day;

Like certain Aficionados of Major League Baseball in the Boston & NY Markets, there are people who're committed to their Team;

In the case of the NY Yankees, the only truly-committed fans are in the RF Bleachers(Though, I'm of the Opinion that they may be on a day pass from a local asylum for the Criminally-Idiotic, with their asinine behaviour, caused by too many wine-slurpings without any food for protection). The rest in Yankee Stadium, are mere interlopers & pretenders, who brag "Yo, I'm at the Yankees Game & just sucked down my 8th beer & it's ONLY the top of the 1st Inning(LOL)";

In the case of the NY Mets, who're in their last 2 Seasons in Their Venerably-Decrepit Tribute to Modern All-Purpose Stadia, Shea Stadium, one will meet Aficionados, who more-often than not, do appreciate the Nuances of the Game being played, as well as the Sport in General. Unfortunately, there are the Ones I referred to these past 2 seasons as "Casual Fan A-Hats", who have no bloody idea about what's going on & are there for the beer & other foods, & who cause the "True Believers", Utter Consternation;

Then, there are those "True Believers", who populate 4 Yawkey Way & Lansdowne Street in Boston & the inside of Fenway Park. Note, that "Let's Go Red Sox" is actually a road chant, & that Rhythmic Clapping is thev Actual Way of Cheering for "The Olde Town Team", which is what I learned in June, 1997 @ Fenway Park(NY Based Red Sox Aficionados, Please Take Note-Thanks);

Catholics & Anglicans, please note this:
If the ONLY Days of Worship are the 4 Days mentioned above, you're missing a Rich Treasury Of Faith. This would qualify you as either "Casual Fan A-Hats" or even Heretics &/or Apostates & we've got enough of them running around;

To The Catholic Bishops who hid various Practicing Homosexual Priests, who didn't pray, but did prey on Teenaged Altar Boys, as to WHY you didn't take the appropriate action in sacking these guys, you're either the "Casual Fan A-Hats" who're there for Show(Like Any Night in a Ballpark, like the 1 in The Bronx, which I just Mentioned), or Sheer Criminals, who have all of the sophistication of Anthony Soprano or the Borgias;

To The Faithful, I ask that you place your Faith in The Trinity & The Saints, with a fervor that you place in your Baseball Teams;

Put Your Faith In The Right Place;

Just remember this;

Ash Wednesday is NOT Cap Day Presented by Cingular;

Michael(Bring On The Motu Proprio For The Traditional Latin Mass);

Thanks!(Deo Gratias)