"If You Leadoff & play 162 Games, you're Guaranteed to have the bases empty 162 Times In A Season"
Why am I making that sorrowful announcement?
Quite Simply, it's "Tim Mc Carver Season" on FOX:
It'll be a time of "Jeter-Worship", memorable comments like "Roy Oswalt Is A Drop & Drive Pitcher-He drops & drives-very simple";
"One thing about ground balls, they don't go out of the ballpark";
"If a pitcher is tough to catch, he's tough to umpire";
"I caught Steve Carlton, I know what I'm Talking About";
"If Flatulence Is a Sign of Something Imminent, it's time to run to 2nd";
& So on! The last statement might actually be said by Tim in this Postseason;
"SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW", on this list of links, is "Shut Up Tim Mc Carver", a GREAT Place to vent.