"If You Leadoff & play 162 Games, you're Guaranteed to have the bases empty 162 Times In A Season"
It's THAT Time of Year again, where Grown Men will weep openly in the Streets & wee children will wail like banshees:
Why am I making that sorrowful announcement?
Quite Simply, it's "Tim Mc Carver Season" on FOX:
It'll be a time of "Jeter-Worship", memorable comments like "Roy Oswalt Is A Drop & Drive Pitcher-He drops & drives-very simple";
"One thing about ground balls, they don't go out of the ballpark";
"If a pitcher is tough to catch, he's tough to umpire";
"I caught Steve Carlton, I know what I'm Talking About";
"If Flatulence Is a Sign of Something Imminent, it's time to run to 2nd";
& So on! The last statement might actually be said by Tim in this Postseason;
"SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW", on this list of links, is "Shut Up Tim Mc Carver", a GREAT Place to vent.
Thanks!
Why am I making that sorrowful announcement?
Quite Simply, it's "Tim Mc Carver Season" on FOX:
It'll be a time of "Jeter-Worship", memorable comments like "Roy Oswalt Is A Drop & Drive Pitcher-He drops & drives-very simple";
"One thing about ground balls, they don't go out of the ballpark";
"If a pitcher is tough to catch, he's tough to umpire";
"I caught Steve Carlton, I know what I'm Talking About";
"If Flatulence Is a Sign of Something Imminent, it's time to run to 2nd";
& So on! The last statement might actually be said by Tim in this Postseason;
"SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW", on this list of links, is "Shut Up Tim Mc Carver", a GREAT Place to vent.
Thanks!
14 Comments:
Tim isnt as bad as JOe morgan for espn!
-kyaleee
But, most obnoxious, Kaylee, was his recent "Campaign" for Derek Jeter in the FOX Booth, unto the point of my shouting "Tim, you're making my ears bleed, now shut up":
We'll hear this crap, beginning tomorrow night on FOX.
yeah we will.he is about the only part of the playoffs i am not looking forward too:)
-kaylee
A link at Shut Up Tim McCarver just went up for me, and I put one up for them.
Definitely a cool site.
Oh, I know & the Video is FUNNY, capturing "The Baboon", as we usually hear him at this time of year:
My Ears are bleeding, Tim;
SHUT UP!
"Stupid Is, As Stupid Says":
What an idea for a movie;
"Tim Gump"!
ML, you have to know who we have our sights on for next year for the pitching coach...go to my blog...and the hitting coach too! Stay well...we will enjoy all the goings-on this off season. Go Tigers...with claws sharpened!!!!
I shall visit:
The Detroit Tigers are young, Up & Coming.
Ad Michael, here at home at 12:17, I just wrote a post about the Papi NESN special...read it, if you can...please??
That shall be done, Peter:
Thanks!
I've watched this whole game in mute because I've listened to enough bullshit today lol
Ti McCarver is evil
Tim is NOT evil:
He just tends to oversimplify, as if we're all Wee Children;
Far-Superior Play By Play Man, as opposed to Joe Buck.
And ML, today (WED.) I wrote a post that included the scores from yesterday but the brunt, the focus was on how tough it is to be a Sox fan(atic0 now, when the Yanks look so good andf the fan base here in Htfd. is so split. Is it different there??? Thanks for reading, as always.
Last Night, Peter, I wore a Red Sox Cap, proudly, in defiance of "Yankeeland":
Today, an old, worn 'n comfortable NY Mets Cap is being donned by me, as the Mets 'n Dodgers are @ 4PM on ESPN;
Mets cap is also worn in defiance of "Yankeeland";
I shall pay no homage to all those plastic "October Arrivistas", from North NJ & pretenders in Queens, who stick fingers in my face, telling me that I suck(Yes, Yankeeland is obnoxious, both in & out of season).
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