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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

"The FOX Sports-Postseason Coverage Drinking Game of '06"

Take a drink, whenever Tim Mc Carver mispronounces a polysyllabic word:

Take a drink whenever Joe Buck, comes up with some burst of sarcasm;

Take a drink whenever Lou Piniella comes up with some strange medical diagnosis;

Take a drink whenever Tim mentions ________;(Thanks, Jere)

Take a drink whenever Tim & Joe get their facts wrong, in fact, take 2 drinks;

Make sure that you've eaten well, as this could be a long night's journey into day & vice-versa;

Especially when it's Yankees-Red Sox in Boston, take a drink for every time Tim mentions the Bucky Dent Homer;

Take 2 drinks, whenever "Scooter The Talking Baseball", gives some meaningless information;

For every Tim Mc Carver Giggle, take 2 drinks;

Make sure to take a hangover preventative;

For every piece of useless information, take a drink;

For every "_________-MVP" mention, take 2 drinks;(Again, Thanks Jere)

For every mention of Jon Leiber's conversation on Tim's Nationally-Syndicated TV Show, about the Red Sox, wishing the Yankees "Good Luck" in the '04 World Series, take 3 Drinks;

The best option is to never play this game, as you'll have an acute case of Alcohol Poisoning;

With all those flubs & all that beer or wine, you'll be sick for 4 days straight.



PS: You just might be sick by the bottom of the 2nd Inning.


Blogger laura said...

Scooter! I hate that stupid thing!

I think McCarver alone will get me wasted.

10:55 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Mc Carver might have you wasted by the bottom of the 1st Inning, if not by the end of the Pre-Game.

2:02 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Or when Tim mentions Captain Intangibles Jeter, about 17 times during a Papal Election.

2:03 AM  
Blogger Peter N said...

Boy Michael, that's the biggest Google "box" I've ever seen. Don't they give you a downsize option? Just a thought. Or maybe put it lower on the page? Just curious. You're still hilariously off the wall. And that's great.

10:31 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Peter? My writings are somewhat Snarky, as to drive home my point:

The Red Sox & Mets Drinking Games are next, with a poke @ Charlotte Church;


10:41 AM  
Blogger Christine E. said...

Holy Buckets! That is freaking bloody brilliant!

I'll be in the hospital with alcohol poisoning by the time 1st pitch is thrown...LOL

7:39 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

& THAT, Christine, is because of Tim's 17 Mentions about a certain Yankees Shortstop, known as "Captain Intangibles", a guy who throws himself into the stands, after he makes the play.

10:03 AM  

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