"The FOX Sports-Postseason Coverage Drinking Game of '06"
Take a drink whenever Joe Buck, comes up with some burst of sarcasm;
Take a drink whenever Lou Piniella comes up with some strange medical diagnosis;
Take a drink whenever Tim mentions ________;(Thanks, Jere)
Take a drink whenever Tim & Joe get their facts wrong, in fact, take 2 drinks;
Make sure that you've eaten well, as this could be a long night's journey into day & vice-versa;
Especially when it's Yankees-Red Sox in Boston, take a drink for every time Tim mentions the Bucky Dent Homer;
Take 2 drinks, whenever "Scooter The Talking Baseball", gives some meaningless information;
For every Tim Mc Carver Giggle, take 2 drinks;
Make sure to take a hangover preventative;
For every piece of useless information, take a drink;
For every "_________-MVP" mention, take 2 drinks;(Again, Thanks Jere)
For every mention of Jon Leiber's conversation on Tim's Nationally-Syndicated TV Show, about the Red Sox, wishing the Yankees "Good Luck" in the '04 World Series, take 3 Drinks;
The best option is to never play this game, as you'll have an acute case of Alcohol Poisoning;
With all those flubs & all that beer or wine, you'll be sick for 4 days straight.
PS: You just might be sick by the bottom of the 2nd Inning.