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Sunday, October 01, 2006

"Ladies & Gentlemen, Your 2000 World Champion NY Yankroids"

In the Federal Afidavit of '06, where AZ Diamondbacks Pitcher & Human Growth Hormone user, Jason Grimsley, was suspended from Major League Baseball for 50 Games, for '06. Yesterday, the name of William Roger Clemens, has come up:

Yesterday, reportedly, Clemens announced that he might retire(Where have we heard that before);

In 1991, Roger pitched & was NOWHERE near his current size. In 1992, he was HUGE. Fans in Fenway Park, after a loss, cracked "Have another cheeseburger, Roger" & accused him of "Mailing In" Games because of his girth;

I was on a flight from LaGuardia to Logan, in 2000. A Female Psychologist from Washington State, was on her way to her native Boston. I was headed to catch Red Sox-Expos at Fenway Park(Red Sox Won The Game). She mentioned about the LACK of Humility of Mr Clemens.

I wonder on what combination of 'Roids & amphetamines, was Roger on, when he beaned Mets Catcher, Mike Piazza? Because, from what I remember, Roger had a blank look in his eyes. Whatever he was taking, may have clouded his judgement in mistaking a broken bat for a ball, in Game 2 of the 2000 World Series.

I was at Shea Stadium, on Saturday, June 15th, 2002, for Mets-Yankees. It was also the 25th Anniversary of THAT DAY OF METS INFAMY, The Tom Seaver Trade #1. Mets won 8-0. Roger was in the unusual position of batting. Mets Pitcher Shawn Estes, threw AROUND Roger. That cost Estes $1500, in the "Discipline & Interests" of MLB. Roger gave up a 2 Run Homer to Estes. He, later gave up a solo shot to Mike Piazza. Sarcastic, '86 Style Chants of "Roggggggahhhhh" filled Shea Stadium. Joe Buck, on FOX, was heard, practically demanding that Roger pay for the Piazza Beaning & "Ball-Bat" Episode. Of course, Tim Mc Carver said something that gave the impression that Tim is a dim bulb. Roger then doubled off Estes, but showed signs of pulling up lame at 2nd Base. He went to the bottom of that inning, attempting to make a play at 1st base. He was now in pain & was removed to thousands of catcalls from all over Shea Stadium.

Roger went on the DL. In 2000, after Mike Piazza hit a Grand Slam off Roger, Roger went on the DL, only to "Miraculously" recover in time for "The Beaning."

Does anyone remember Andy Pettite appearing in all those "Born Again Christian" Blurbs? I do & now he's been named in that Federal Affidavit. Ever wonder why he doesn't throw with the same authority which he did in the Yankees Years? He must be missing his "Breakfast Of Champions" or Vitamin shots.

"Ladies & Gentleman, Your 'Roided PO#2 World Champion Yankees of 1999 & 2000":
World Champions has SUCH a HOLLOW Ring to it.

18 Comments:

Blogger Peter N said...

Hollow is putting it kindly. Tainted with a brown smelly putrid deathly odor? Getting close............I cannot help but smile. You too, I bet. Have a great Sunday....Jere is at the game today. Cyn too! I'll be watching...watching and waiting for the Fenway Faithful stand and cheer for our TROT. The one and only...I spell defense with four letters....T R O T.

11:01 AM  
Blogger Peter N said...

And I spell a game spoiled by a clueless right fielder's error(s) with three letters....W M P. Please, no!!!!!!!!

11:03 AM  
Blogger Katiee said...

hey you gotta love the Yanks

3:12 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

WMP as in Wily Mo Pena, is like Windows Meddia Player:

CRASH!

6:55 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Love The Yanks?

For What? A $9.75 Imported Beer, which is The A-Rod TAX?

NEVER!

6:56 PM  
Blogger laura said...

You make a convincing argument against the Yankee players, but I do not want to believe that the Orioles were in on it. I like them!

10:26 PM  
Blogger Suldog said...

It's all getting so hideously muddied, isn't it? I don't see any way to ever totally separate the good guys and bad guys. I mean to say, there are obviously good guys and obviously bad guys, but there are many, many more occupying a large grey area. Sad.

10:44 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

You see, Roger in an ALDS Game in '01, actually had his ankles come out from under him, I believe in Game 5 of the '01 ALDS, which I found to be very strange.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

If anybody watches The Astros in any NL or Interleague Game, let Roger & Andy, REALLY Hear It:

Thanks!

-Mike

7:26 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

i am rooting for the mets in the playoffs just because i love shawn green.i watch the mets to see him play

8:04 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Welcome to Postseason everybody:

Kaylee, the Mets are my NL Team in NY;

NO WAY will I root for the NY Yankees.

8:20 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

i am stucking watching the yankees cuz my boyfriend makes me but i will not root for them

8:29 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

i just got my dad to buy me sox tickets and take me to all 3 games when the sox come here in 07.He could careless about baseball but i am excited obviously.

8:37 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Enjoy The Red Sox Trip to Phoenix:

Curt lives not too far away;

Ditto, other players;

NEVER Root for The Yankees;

That way, your conscience will be clear.

8:42 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

oh i will:)

8:56 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

The NY Yankees Fans are NOTORIOUS for only following a winner:

If the team doesn't win, all you'll ever hear the fans do, is WHINE.

9:44 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

Why fire dave wallace and ron jackson is that really theo's solution?I wasnt their fault was it?
-kaylee

9:50 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

This sounds like Larry Lucchino is at it again:

Probably plotting to put seats on top of "The Cask 'n Flagon";

Maybe, Don Orsillo will be replaced by Tim Mc Carver(Please, NO).

11:14 PM  

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