"The 2006 YES Network Yankees Drinking Game"
Whenever Michael Kay proposes "Captain Intangibles" for MVP, take a drink;
Whenever ______ is mentioned by the YES Network Crew, take a drink;
Whenever the words "No Hitter" & "Holocost" are used in the same sentence, take 2 drinks;
Whenever Yankees-Red Sox is seen on YES in NY & other regions, which look forward to NESN on the MLB.TV Package, take 2 drinks;
Whenever John Sterling uses the words "Well, Obviously", take 2 drinks;
Unfortunately, you may end up with a blood level of 0.15 by the top of the 1st Inning, so prepare to have a good meal beforehand, so you can survive until the 3rd or 4th inning before getting sick from listening to this bunch;
Don't say that I didn't warn you;
Over half this garbage will end up be repeated on FOX & ESPN, anyway;
PS: If Jason Giambi looks like he's grown about 6 or 7 pants sizes, he was having his "Protein Shakes" injected into his stomach, so take 3 drinks for that;
Make sure you have a hangover preventer ingested before watching this drivel;
PPS: Tim will repeat whatever YES Commentators say, on FOX; Ditto, Joe Morgan on ESPN & I think that you know which Tim, I'm talking about, as does "Captain Intangibles".