"The 2006 YES Network Yankees Drinking Game"
Whenever Al Leiter Sucks up to someone, take a drink;
Whenever Michael Kay proposes "Captain Intangibles" for MVP, take a drink;
Whenever ______ is mentioned by the YES Network Crew, take a drink;
Whenever the words "No Hitter" & "Holocost" are used in the same sentence, take 2 drinks;
Whenever Yankees-Red Sox is seen on YES in NY & other regions, which look forward to NESN on the MLB.TV Package, take 2 drinks;
Whenever John Sterling uses the words "Well, Obviously", take 2 drinks;
Unfortunately, you may end up with a blood level of 0.15 by the top of the 1st Inning, so prepare to have a good meal beforehand, so you can survive until the 3rd or 4th inning before getting sick from listening to this bunch;
Don't say that I didn't warn you;
Over half this garbage will end up be repeated on FOX & ESPN, anyway;
PS: If Jason Giambi looks like he's grown about 6 or 7 pants sizes, he was having his "Protein Shakes" injected into his stomach, so take 3 drinks for that;
Make sure you have a hangover preventer ingested before watching this drivel;
Thanks!
-Mike
PPS: Tim will repeat whatever YES Commentators say, on FOX; Ditto, Joe Morgan on ESPN & I think that you know which Tim, I'm talking about, as does "Captain Intangibles".
Whenever Michael Kay proposes "Captain Intangibles" for MVP, take a drink;
Whenever ______ is mentioned by the YES Network Crew, take a drink;
Whenever the words "No Hitter" & "Holocost" are used in the same sentence, take 2 drinks;
Whenever Yankees-Red Sox is seen on YES in NY & other regions, which look forward to NESN on the MLB.TV Package, take 2 drinks;
Whenever John Sterling uses the words "Well, Obviously", take 2 drinks;
Unfortunately, you may end up with a blood level of 0.15 by the top of the 1st Inning, so prepare to have a good meal beforehand, so you can survive until the 3rd or 4th inning before getting sick from listening to this bunch;
Don't say that I didn't warn you;
Over half this garbage will end up be repeated on FOX & ESPN, anyway;
PS: If Jason Giambi looks like he's grown about 6 or 7 pants sizes, he was having his "Protein Shakes" injected into his stomach, so take 3 drinks for that;
Make sure you have a hangover preventer ingested before watching this drivel;
Thanks!
-Mike
PPS: Tim will repeat whatever YES Commentators say, on FOX; Ditto, Joe Morgan on ESPN & I think that you know which Tim, I'm talking about, as does "Captain Intangibles".
posted by Michael Leggett at 3:27 PM
6 Comments:
I would add take a drink every time Kay says something stupid, but then you'll die from alcohol poisoning.
o come on everyone would be at AA at the end of that game
Both of you have made valid points, but season's end is my time called "Attack Of The Snark", loaded with irony, sarcasm & such.
Laura:
If you ever took a drink every time that Michael Kay said something dumb in the YES Booth, you'd have alcohol poisoning during the Pre-Game Show;
So would I, for that matter.
He makes himself such an easy target, doesn't he?
You know that woman who does the post-game interviews, Susan I think? Did they get rid of her yet? Because she was AWFUL.
Anyone AWFUL, Thahhhhhhhhh Yankees keep, on TV & Radio:
"Well, Obviously!"
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