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Thursday, September 28, 2006

"The 2006 YES Network Yankees Drinking Game"

Whenever Al Leiter Sucks up to someone, take a drink;

Whenever Michael Kay proposes "Captain Intangibles" for MVP, take a drink;

Whenever ______ is mentioned by the YES Network Crew, take a drink;

Whenever the words "No Hitter" & "Holocost" are used in the same sentence, take 2 drinks;

Whenever Yankees-Red Sox is seen on YES in NY & other regions, which look forward to NESN on the MLB.TV Package, take 2 drinks;

Whenever John Sterling uses the words "Well, Obviously", take 2 drinks;

Unfortunately, you may end up with a blood level of 0.15 by the top of the 1st Inning, so prepare to have a good meal beforehand, so you can survive until the 3rd or 4th inning before getting sick from listening to this bunch;

Don't say that I didn't warn you;

Over half this garbage will end up be repeated on FOX & ESPN, anyway;

PS: If Jason Giambi looks like he's grown about 6 or 7 pants sizes, he was having his "Protein Shakes" injected into his stomach, so take 3 drinks for that;

Make sure you have a hangover preventer ingested before watching this drivel;

Thanks!

-Mike

PPS: Tim will repeat whatever YES Commentators say, on FOX; Ditto, Joe Morgan on ESPN & I think that you know which Tim, I'm talking about, as does "Captain Intangibles".

6 Comments:

Blogger laura said...

I would add take a drink every time Kay says something stupid, but then you'll die from alcohol poisoning.

5:21 PM  
Blogger Katiee said...

o come on everyone would be at AA at the end of that game

9:59 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Both of you have made valid points, but season's end is my time called "Attack Of The Snark", loaded with irony, sarcasm & such.

12:38 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Laura:

If you ever took a drink every time that Michael Kay said something dumb in the YES Booth, you'd have alcohol poisoning during the Pre-Game Show;

So would I, for that matter.

4:07 PM  
Blogger laura said...

He makes himself such an easy target, doesn't he?

You know that woman who does the post-game interviews, Susan I think? Did they get rid of her yet? Because she was AWFUL.

12:35 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Anyone AWFUL, Thahhhhhhhhh Yankees keep, on TV & Radio:

"Well, Obviously!"

9:55 AM  

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