"An Open Letter To Yankees Arrivistas Coming To Shea Stadium for Next 2 Days"
Chants of "Jeter Swallows", "Gay-Rod...Jeter's Boyfriend" & "Thahhhhhhhhh Yankees Suck" are in full supply, over the next 2 days;
Your personalities could be used as birth control;
I know that your Moms, who are Mets fans @ heart, won't let you go up to "The Toilet" in The Bronx. It must be your Dads, the Yankees Fans, who are sicking you on Mets fans;
So, BE PREPARED to really hear it at Shea Stadium, Home of Real, NYC Baseball Fans, You Bunch Of Arrogant Tourists;
& RSN-NY & New England, are READY For You.