"An Open Letter To Yankees Arrivistas Coming To Shea Stadium for Next 2 Days"
You're as welcome in Shea Stadium & Fenway Park, as Neo-Nazis(& Mel Gibson) are, in a Jewish Neighborhood:
Chants of "Jeter Swallows", "Gay-Rod...Jeter's Boyfriend" & "Thahhhhhhhhh Yankees Suck" are in full supply, over the next 2 days;
Your personalities could be used as birth control;
I know that your Moms, who are Mets fans @ heart, won't let you go up to "The Toilet" in The Bronx. It must be your Dads, the Yankees Fans, who are sicking you on Mets fans;
So, BE PREPARED to really hear it at Shea Stadium, Home of Real, NYC Baseball Fans, You Bunch Of Arrogant Tourists;
& RSN-NY & New England, are READY For You.
Thanks!
-Michael
Chants of "Jeter Swallows", "Gay-Rod...Jeter's Boyfriend" & "Thahhhhhhhhh Yankees Suck" are in full supply, over the next 2 days;
Your personalities could be used as birth control;
I know that your Moms, who are Mets fans @ heart, won't let you go up to "The Toilet" in The Bronx. It must be your Dads, the Yankees Fans, who are sicking you on Mets fans;
So, BE PREPARED to really hear it at Shea Stadium, Home of Real, NYC Baseball Fans, You Bunch Of Arrogant Tourists;
& RSN-NY & New England, are READY For You.
Thanks!
-Michael
posted by Michael Leggett at 3:24 PM
2 Comments:
"Your personalities could be used as birth control."
Haha, that's awesome Michael.
And "Jeter swallows"? Man, I wish I could hear people chant that!
Mets Fans were showing concern in regards to Jon Lester & believe that David Ortiz was robbed of MVP:
The Chant of "Gay-Rod...Jeter's Boyfriend" is testimony to that, as well as a tremendous dislike of the Current Version of Tim Mc Carver;
Thanks, as always, Laura, for stopping by;
-Michael
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