The Inmates @ The Asylum
yankee Stadium is home to "NO" Baseball fans of their own. Their spectators, especially the males, engage in such activities as getting intoxicated after 7 beers in the top of the 1st Inning, & chanting "Take Off Your Top" to Pretty, Collegiate Co-eds, who may have engourged themselves with beverages, by paying the "A-Fake" Tax($9.75 for a Heineken Mini-Keg).
I did have the distinct honour of meeting a couple of Actual, Legitimate & Literate Fans from Red Sox Nation, who reside outside of the NESN Territory & have to put up with the propaganda, spewed by the "NO" Network, with commentators who would cause one to say "Gee, but Tim Mc Carver isn't all that bad, is he."
I met "The Mighty Jere" & his companion, "The Lovely Reb", over in Section 22, before the game. We conversed. Yes, THAT CAP, belonging to Jere is as awful-looking live, as it is in photos. & The Reb was enjoying(& NOT throwing)a beer.
Now it was Game Time in "The Asylum For The Criminally-Idiotic", a place called "The Toilet" by Jere & Reb. Senor David Ortiz, (El Papi Grande), obliged our chants, by homering into the 2nd Row of Tier.
Unfortunately, "The Schill" didn't have his stuff. It's a little harder now to get a certain "Enhanced" player named Jason GiamBALCO, out. That Enhanced POS put one into the "Land Of The Mentally-Challenged Homophobes", the Right Centre Field Bleachers.
Then, That Diva, who wears Blue Lip Gloss, who once slapped a ball out of Mr Bronson(Not Brandon)Arroyo's Glove, hence the knickname "Slappy Mc Bluelips", put one in the LF Tier.
& everything deteriorated from there. It was Beer Toss Night & the Ejection Party which followed.
Stadium Security, consisting of NYPD Contract Security & Team Security, spent the night tossing errant fans. Two Collegiate Co-Eds got a bit daring, in looking to do half-strip teases & got tossed. They wore V-Tek Shirts in Green & Red. But, they were NOT the worst offenders & appeared to be somewhat contrite.
The yankee Males are the biggest blohards in the game, when inebriated. They're on their "Urban Adventures" before going back to their meaningless lives as Stockbrokers in New Jersey. They holler, loudly, while being ejected "Go yankees."
What is it with a team like DFyankees that they attract the worst elements of society?
I remember when a certain Priest of The Brooklyn Diocese was arrested for his part in the Recent Buggery Scandals, which enveloped The Church. When he was arrested, he was seen wearing a certain grey shirt. The shirt proclaimed "NY YANKEES 2000 World Series Champions."
I noticed in my commute downtown that NO yankee fans went below 42nd Street-Grand Central, but Red Sox Fans went further south, towards Brooklyn. & Red Sox Fans will stay to the END of a game, no matter what the outcome. That's the case in Fenway Park & elsewhere.
It was funny, but 2 sweet, attractive Co-Eds, in yankee gear, asked me as to why the Bleacher Creatures are pointing at someone during "YMCA". I explained that the words to "YMCA" are different from the rest of The Stadium. They sing "Gay Man, would you get on your knees, I said Gay Man, you will do as I please...Why Are You Gay."
I also pointed out that beer sales to the "Bleacher Cretins" was discontinued on May 15th, 1998, to stem all the violence, which has included the setting of people's gear on fire, hence why they are segregated from the rest of yankee Stadium.
They had no idea, but one said that a good # of these people are totally wasted before the 1st Pitch.
I can say that I remember "The Rivalry" in The Bronx, when the crowds stayed away from The Stadium, before the Renovation, as the original stadium was such a dreary, decrepit place.
It took the 2 Years in Shea Stadium, for yankee fans to come to those games. In Shea, the Mets Fans joined in the frey & the energy & idiocy came to NY.
I will be at the 3rd Game of Mets-Yankees in Corona. It will not be pleasant, as "The Bleacher Cretins" will be at Shea Stadium on a day pass out of "The Asylum For The Criminally-Idiotic", AKA "The Toilet."
For some great perspective on being a Red Sox Fan in Fairfield CTY, CT, read my amica, Reb's page by clicking on the title of this story above.
Thanks!
I did have the distinct honour of meeting a couple of Actual, Legitimate & Literate Fans from Red Sox Nation, who reside outside of the NESN Territory & have to put up with the propaganda, spewed by the "NO" Network, with commentators who would cause one to say "Gee, but Tim Mc Carver isn't all that bad, is he."
I met "The Mighty Jere" & his companion, "The Lovely Reb", over in Section 22, before the game. We conversed. Yes, THAT CAP, belonging to Jere is as awful-looking live, as it is in photos. & The Reb was enjoying(& NOT throwing)a beer.
Now it was Game Time in "The Asylum For The Criminally-Idiotic", a place called "The Toilet" by Jere & Reb. Senor David Ortiz, (El Papi Grande), obliged our chants, by homering into the 2nd Row of Tier.
Unfortunately, "The Schill" didn't have his stuff. It's a little harder now to get a certain "Enhanced" player named Jason GiamBALCO, out. That Enhanced POS put one into the "Land Of The Mentally-Challenged Homophobes", the Right Centre Field Bleachers.
Then, That Diva, who wears Blue Lip Gloss, who once slapped a ball out of Mr Bronson(Not Brandon)Arroyo's Glove, hence the knickname "Slappy Mc Bluelips", put one in the LF Tier.
& everything deteriorated from there. It was Beer Toss Night & the Ejection Party which followed.
Stadium Security, consisting of NYPD Contract Security & Team Security, spent the night tossing errant fans. Two Collegiate Co-Eds got a bit daring, in looking to do half-strip teases & got tossed. They wore V-Tek Shirts in Green & Red. But, they were NOT the worst offenders & appeared to be somewhat contrite.
The yankee Males are the biggest blohards in the game, when inebriated. They're on their "Urban Adventures" before going back to their meaningless lives as Stockbrokers in New Jersey. They holler, loudly, while being ejected "Go yankees."
What is it with a team like DFyankees that they attract the worst elements of society?
I remember when a certain Priest of The Brooklyn Diocese was arrested for his part in the Recent Buggery Scandals, which enveloped The Church. When he was arrested, he was seen wearing a certain grey shirt. The shirt proclaimed "NY YANKEES 2000 World Series Champions."
I noticed in my commute downtown that NO yankee fans went below 42nd Street-Grand Central, but Red Sox Fans went further south, towards Brooklyn. & Red Sox Fans will stay to the END of a game, no matter what the outcome. That's the case in Fenway Park & elsewhere.
It was funny, but 2 sweet, attractive Co-Eds, in yankee gear, asked me as to why the Bleacher Creatures are pointing at someone during "YMCA". I explained that the words to "YMCA" are different from the rest of The Stadium. They sing "Gay Man, would you get on your knees, I said Gay Man, you will do as I please...Why Are You Gay."
I also pointed out that beer sales to the "Bleacher Cretins" was discontinued on May 15th, 1998, to stem all the violence, which has included the setting of people's gear on fire, hence why they are segregated from the rest of yankee Stadium.
They had no idea, but one said that a good # of these people are totally wasted before the 1st Pitch.
I can say that I remember "The Rivalry" in The Bronx, when the crowds stayed away from The Stadium, before the Renovation, as the original stadium was such a dreary, decrepit place.
It took the 2 Years in Shea Stadium, for yankee fans to come to those games. In Shea, the Mets Fans joined in the frey & the energy & idiocy came to NY.
I will be at the 3rd Game of Mets-Yankees in Corona. It will not be pleasant, as "The Bleacher Cretins" will be at Shea Stadium on a day pass out of "The Asylum For The Criminally-Idiotic", AKA "The Toilet."
For some great perspective on being a Red Sox Fan in Fairfield CTY, CT, read my amica, Reb's page by clicking on the title of this story above.
Thanks!
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