"A-Fake"

Oh, you poor baby!

You were worse than a Kid playing T-Ball.

Red Sox dropped your team 14-3 & you & Randy were the major culprits.

The Writers commited a "Faux Pas" in giving you the AL MVP;

Last Night, You were "A-Pooch";

"Woof, Woof, Woof" as you couldn't field or hit;

Did George hurt your feelings? Awwwwwwwwwwwww!

Josh was too good for you;

You looked like Renteria from last season.

The Sox are going to make you cry-try slapping the ball out of Curt's Glove;

You'll end up on your tushie, where you belong, you Diva.

& I will be there, in Tier Reserved, Section 22, Row J, Seat 24, certainly NOT to root for You.

Click on the title to see what George Costanza's Boss thinks of you.

Thanks!