Whoudda Thunk This

So far, in April, '09, Papi is Homer-less. Gary Sheffield has more homers(1)than Papi:

Sawx are off to Tampa Bay(Tropicana Field Circus Tent), where the Shea Stadium-Inspired Cowbells, have fallen silent;

Jon Lester? You gotta stop your 100 Pitch Innings in the 5th. I hope that Farrell works w/you to get that count down;

Javier Lopez? No Field-No Pitch;

Lugo? Ughhhhhhh;

Red Sox 4 Set indoors in Tampa;

Luckily, The Mets are off, then 3 Games in Philly, starting on Friday Evening, with a Saturday Game on FOX(Mc Cavah-Land);

Pez!