A Rare Treat In Yankees-Red Sox With Red Sox Sweeping Yankees By Score Of 4-1

This was a rarity indeed. The last time a member of the Red Sox stole Home Plate was that Whackjob, Jose' Offerman, in 1999. Tonight, Mr Jacoby Ellsbury, turned that feat in the 5th Inning, with Andy Pettitte of The Yankees in full windup, and 3rd Baseman Angel Berroa, playing far from the 3rd Base Line:

PETTITTE WOUND UP & ELLSBURY STOLE HOME. PETTITTE LOOKED CLUELESS. RED SOX 4-1. IT'S NOW THE 6TH INNING AT FENWAY PARK. JUSTIN MASTERSON, 5 1/3 INNINGS.

GAME IS ON ESPN-SHUT UP JOE MORGAN;
HUNTER JONES ON IN RELIEF.MATSUI AT THE PLATE., FLEW OUT TO JD DREW. MELKY CABRERA, K'D SWINGING IN THE TOP OF THE 6th..

BOTTOM OF 6th-PETTITTE IS BACK. LOWELL GROUNDD, 5-3., V-TEK 4-3, & GREEN SINGLED TO LEFT. GREEN PICKED OFF, 1-3-6.

TOP OF 7th-.MICHAEL BOWDEN PITCHING FOR THE RED SOX, WITH ANGEL BERROA AT THE PLATE. BERROA FOULS OUT TO YOUK AT 1st base. BRETT GARDINER FLYING TO LEFT. JETER K'D SWINGING.

MARK MELANCON, IN BOT OF 7th, relieving ANDY PETTITE. TWO OUT PAPI IS UP, POPPED TO CANO AT 2nd.

8th INNING TOP TEXIERA FLIED TO LEFT, GARDNER 1-3, CANO K'D SWINGING;

8th INNING BOTTOM-YOUKILIS SINGLED .JONNATHAN VAN EVERY BB. BAY HBP. NO OUT AND BASES LOADED. MIKE LOWELL FC 5-2.. V-TEK K2 . GREEN 4-6.

9th INNING TOP--SAITO IN RELIEF FOR THE SAWX. POSADA POPPED TO 2nd. MATSUI POPPED TO LOWELL. CABRERA SINGLED. JOHNNY DAMON PH
CABRERA TO SECOND ON DEFENSIVE INDIFFERENCE. DAMON FLEW OUT TO VAN EVERY IN RF.

RED SOX SWEPT A9 game homestand. RED SOX SWEPT THE NY YANKEES.

SHUT UP JOE MORGAN-YOU'RE MORE-OBVIOUS THAN MC CARVER.

Note-Papi Doubled in a Run and Had a Sac Fly;

We await his 1st Homer of The Season;

Pez