NY Yankees Prepared To Strike MLB Over New Export Policy

Tampa(AP) Major League Baseball and The Canadian Government have announced that the NY Yankees will no longer be allowed to bring Condoms, Blue Lip Gloss & Injectable Vitamin B12 Supplements into Toronto:

Yankees Players held a Closed Door Meeting, in their Steinbrenner Field Complex Clubhouse;

Derek Jeter, NY Yankees Shortstop and Team Captain, in a Press Conference over ESPN, YES, and TSN, complained that Canadian Condoms don't have what it takes for his activity in the sack. "I could have a certain accident, if ya know what I mean";

Alex Rodriguez, AL '07 MVP, in the same Press Conference, complained that Canadian Lip Gloss has caused discomfort & irritation, causing articulation problems, when Alex speaks. "I'm Tired of being called 'Dora The Explorer' by all those mean Red Sox Fans, and infuriated when Mets Fans chant 'Gay Rod'", pouted A-Rod;

Jason Giambi, Yankees DH and 1st Baseman, complained that Canadian B12 "Has all the strength of Diet Orange Crush" and feels "I have all the strength of Sampson, when Delilah cut off all his hair", using Canada-Made Injectable B12;

And 7 Time Cy Young Award Winner, Roger Clemens, complained about the uncomfortable mark on his arse, after an Injection of Lidocaine, manufactured in Eboticoke, Ontario, a Toronto Suburb. "I never Done never taked any steroids", said Mr Clemens;

The NY Yankees voted unanimously to boycott all games played in Rogers Centre in Toronto, until their choices and demands, are restored;

A spokesman for M L B, has announced that there's a study underway;

Mike-RSN-NYCQ