This Just In From Houston From Roger
Houston(LSPN)Roger Clemens has announced that he's suing Vatican City State for causing him so much discomfort in November, 2000:
He complained about the treatment received from the Swiss Guardsmen, who tackled him after a nasty temper tantrum, where he threw a baseball at The Obelisk in St Peter's Square, followed by a broken bat. The Baseball travelled @ 98MPH & the broken bat landed at the feet of the Swiss Guard Detail;
The Tour Guide, Gina Di Buonasera, was included in the suit, for causing Roger's temper to flare, when she uttered the words "Piazza Di San Pietro";
His Holiness commented that anyone who uses Lidocaine as a painkiller has to be a real numbskull, which fits Herr Clemens to a "T", a subway line he should stay away from in Boston, especially at Kenmore;
US Senator Edward Kennedy(D-MA) remarked that Roger will do anything but talk to Congress;
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He complained about the treatment received from the Swiss Guardsmen, who tackled him after a nasty temper tantrum, where he threw a baseball at The Obelisk in St Peter's Square, followed by a broken bat. The Baseball travelled @ 98MPH & the broken bat landed at the feet of the Swiss Guard Detail;
The Tour Guide, Gina Di Buonasera, was included in the suit, for causing Roger's temper to flare, when she uttered the words "Piazza Di San Pietro";
His Holiness commented that anyone who uses Lidocaine as a painkiller has to be a real numbskull, which fits Herr Clemens to a "T", a subway line he should stay away from in Boston, especially at Kenmore;
US Senator Edward Kennedy(D-MA) remarked that Roger will do anything but talk to Congress;
RSN(NY)
Labels: Roger Clemens; The Vatican
posted by Michael Leggett at 4:14 PM
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