Since When TF Did Javier Vasquez Start Looking Like Koufax

Dice K was pitching with Gas. Unfortunately, it was the kind of gas, which one would emit, after a Bacon & Egg Sandwich & 4 Beers, clearing out Kenmore Staion, Park Street & Willets Point Blvd(In The Last one, Benitez would do that):

A-F------ Flat! It was the White Sox, defeating a gasless Red Sox, 4-2. Dice K threw 106 Pitches in 5 Innings;

Why is a certain conversation with Pat From Briarwood, Queens, @ The Hairy Monk, on New Years Day, starting to make sense, NOW, that conversation so-filled with pessimism?

Quinn? I hope that you don't get hit with a rain delay, like the Fenway Faithful were last night. Beckett starts tonight & Gabbard starts tomorrow;

BTW, DFYankmes lost 3-2 to Toronto, @ The Toilet;

& The Mets were on a tear, wearing down Los Dodgers, 13-9, as "Dos Carlos",& Ruben Castro all homered;

Mike