This Is A Mixed Up World When...

Adults use the T-Mobile Sidekick III, for their e-mail:

Teens use the Blackberry Curve for their e-mail, IM & web-browsing;

The Pittsburgh Pirates are sent as a Sacrifice to the Altar of Offerings, so the Kings & Princes can continue to bed down with an Old Whore(As their Ratings In the 11-13 Mental Age, Middle Age With Lots Of Cash Audience, must be pleased at all costs);

Why does this last Paragraph, sound like The Apocalypse According To St John The Evangelist?

In short, to The Big Shots at MLB, you have no soul. You've sold out for tons of cash to FOX & ESPN. You've hyped ONE TEAM, Ad Infinitum, as your savior. You make it easier for them by throwing them way too many gifts;

FOX can't promote, with their stars, their new series UNLESS it's played in some place called "The Toilet"?

Mike Breen of ABC-ESPN & Donald Trump, got mentions at Shea Stadium, but no FOX Shows were promoted. Dan Dierdorf of CBS Sports, got his name mentioned at St Louis @ Busch Stadium III, but no promotion of Stars of FOX Shows, took place;

"The Old Whore", BTW, plays at "The Toilet";

Let's just say that it's located in a rundown section of The Bronx & leave it at that. #700 is next & promises to be memorable;

Mike