@ 4:30PM Dice-K Vs "The Big Eunuch"

Why do I say "The Big Eunuch"?

Randy Johnson will be 44 this year. With the Yankees, he was ineffective & was hit with regularity;

Today was dark & damp. That might explain Slappy Mc Chokesonwad's 2 Homers as the Yankees use a piss-poor Pirates Team for Ease of Win Practice;

I have this feeling. When Glavine Wins #300, it'll be curtains for his career, as it should be;

Guys in their 40s, especially Pitchers, can't go on forever. I think Glavine knows that;

Rogggggahhhhhhhhh? You're a faker;

Mike