"Rat-Ger? The World's Mos' Noligible Fanz Deserve You"

As these "Fans" only pay attention to end results, not the game itself:

Wait'll you face the Detroit Tigers;

I suspect that the Fatigued Groin will be back on Friday night, unless the NY Mets have the "B-" team out there;

You weren't great out there, yesterday;

Faker!

Mike