As The Latest Weather Forecast For Tomorrow Is Thunderstorms In The NY Area

This should be conducive to the Home Run Power of "Dragula":

Actually, rain & cool is when "A-Jerk" is at his most powerful. A sunny, warm day, is of grave disadvantage to him. A warm, sunny day is a great photo-op in The Post, to show off his physique for his adoring legions in Chelsea & Greenwich Village, but he'll have nothing else going for him(Like Last Summer);

Why do I call him Dragula?
The Real Dracula didn't seek out a newspaper photographer to take pictures of him sunbathing, nor did Dracula slap a ball out of someone's glove. Dracula preferred the dark of night to do his things, especially when stormy. But since A-Rod did slap a ball out of a pitcher's glove & appear half nude for a photo shoot, as well as perform in the dark(Just Ask His Mistress), he's now called Dragula;

Either which way, he's still a d---, if you ask me;

Mike