"A-Jerk Is In Mid-Season Form"

Hey, in the 8th, he hit into an Inning-Ending Double Play:

I guess that he only hits against guys with groin pulls or guys just up from Double A, when the Temperature is below 50 Degrees Fahrenheit;

It's when it warmed up in Boston, Last Saturday, that he got somewhat COLD;

& so have the Yankees, with no PITCHING & no real Farm System;

It's bound to happen;

Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Mike