Johnny Damon's(Juan Damon's)Name In Arabic, Which Describes His Signing With The Evil Empire(Yankees)

"Bin-Adihk Al-Hizlaif" is a name, concocted by my friend & Irish Warped Humourist, Owen, who once led Yankee Stadium's "Bleacher Creatures" in a Very-Askew version of "Take Me Out To The Ball Game", called "Whip It Out @ The Ball Game":

"Loren & Wally's" Song Parody on WROR-FM, "You're Just Juan Damon To Me", couldn't have said it any better, in saying that Johnny Damon has "Long Hair, Nice Charm, a 6th Grade Girl's Arm", but Juan Damon's recent interview-rant in the NY Daily News, about the Red Sox not paying extra for his services, has landed Damon his new monicker;

Thanks, Owen, & Thanks, Loren & Wally;

Michael