The CBS 6 1/2 Hour Super Bowl Pre-Game Show

The ONLY Problem with this length is that FOX will probably run a 10 Hour Pre-Game, complete with Dancing Girls, Comedy Acts, Over-Analysis & a Guest Shot by Tim Mc Carver to drive Fans to acts of Despair:

The Night before will be "FOX NFL Saturday Night", as a variety show;

With the 6:24PM EST Kick-Off, one wonders if FOX will premiere its' new hit comedy, "Fort Martina", about NYPD Detectives, all female, patrolling the Tennis Courts?

This is what I have to look forward to on SB XLII?