TOP 10 Signs Your Child Has a Badly-Written Catholic Catechism

#10: Picture of Children Gathered Around The Altar, As if It's Time To Sing Camp Songs;
#9: It fosters a belief in anything but The Catholic Church;
#8: Roger Cardinal "Bongo" Mahony-YES; Mel Gibson-A Definitive NO;
#7: It gives out "Call To Action's" Website;
#6: Section on Holy Matrimony, gives list on where Fast Track Annulments are available;
#5: The Word "Sin" is unavailable;
#4: Even though he was a Chronic "Onanist", Martin Luther was a swell guy;
#3: Children's 1st Communion-"A Group Activity Like A Birthday Party";
#2: The Chant of "Babbabooey" is acceptable in the Child's Growth of Faith;
#1: Imprimatur, granted by Theological Expert, The Right Reverand & Right Honourable Monsignor Howard Stern;

One wonders why 8th Graders cannot describe The Liturgy Of The Eucharist-Your answer is in this list;

Pax Vobiscum;

Michael