Top 10 Signs You're at a Bad K of C Free Throw Contest From The Home Office In Forest Hills, NY
#10: It's being held at the local Yeshiva on Friday Night at Sundown;
#9: Contest Start Time conflicts with "24";
#8: Contest is in Forest Hills Queens, with Pre-Game from Studio A at The FOX Television Center In Hollywood;
#7: Pastor bans the presence of the Contest Chairman, but lets the Disrupters turn contest into freak show;
#6: The Sheer Presence of Joe Buck & Tim Mc Carver, causing people to yell "Please, Stop";
#5: Contestant who can't reach the basket, is told to "Step Away From The Foul Line & to Give Up The Ball" by Simon Colvel;
#4: Paula Abdul is using "Oral Massage Techniques" to Influence Scorers, which were perfected on "American Idol";
#3: Pastor, who barred Chairman from Facility, finds he's subject of a blog, denouncing him in 6 Parishes by the band of Disrupters;
#2: The Orderly 45 Minute Contest, turned into 3 1/2 Hour Ruckus by the Disrupters, who call themselves "Reformers";
#1: Buck announcing that the FOX Deal for the Contest is running until 2013, puts arm around Tim's shoulder & boldly proclaims "Your Stuck With Us".
#9: Contest Start Time conflicts with "24";
#8: Contest is in Forest Hills Queens, with Pre-Game from Studio A at The FOX Television Center In Hollywood;
#7: Pastor bans the presence of the Contest Chairman, but lets the Disrupters turn contest into freak show;
#6: The Sheer Presence of Joe Buck & Tim Mc Carver, causing people to yell "Please, Stop";
#5: Contestant who can't reach the basket, is told to "Step Away From The Foul Line & to Give Up The Ball" by Simon Colvel;
#4: Paula Abdul is using "Oral Massage Techniques" to Influence Scorers, which were perfected on "American Idol";
#3: Pastor, who barred Chairman from Facility, finds he's subject of a blog, denouncing him in 6 Parishes by the band of Disrupters;
#2: The Orderly 45 Minute Contest, turned into 3 1/2 Hour Ruckus by the Disrupters, who call themselves "Reformers";
#1: Buck announcing that the FOX Deal for the Contest is running until 2013, puts arm around Tim's shoulder & boldly proclaims "Your Stuck With Us".
posted by Michael Leggett at 8:59 AM
8 Comments:
You continually amaze me....but then, so does the Sox FO this turbulent off-season. CLOSER!!! Please!!!!!! A spring training try-out ala "Amerrican Idol" does not work for me. Thanks Michael.
And I didn't spell check...sorry..I spell American ...George Bush-less. I wish.
Peter?
It's Sunday!
It's early;
Take it easy;
Michael
Hey i watch that show and some of those "singers" or whatever they are they think they are singers but are not are horrible!They just go on there to embarass themselves in front of the world!LOL!I love your number one by the Way!
Good stuff Michael..LOL
I have a whole CD of wonderful gregorian chants, if you want to mix it up...:-)
Hope you are well...
"... the local Yeshiva..."
Funny!
Suldog?
The 1st Time #10 was written was in 1997, with the fact that the Contest was in a Jewish Area called Forest Hills, in Queens:
Buck & Mc Carver are mentioned, especially since I just love lampooning FOX Sports, & this is usually a baseball blog.
Christine, I'm fine:
I must've started a trend with Gregorian Chant.
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