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Friday, January 12, 2007

"FOX Saturday Baseball Presents Round One of The K of C Free Throw Championship-Pre-Game"

Music for “Fox Saturday Baseball Pre-Game” is played & Studio is on location, a la NESN Pre-Game, with set up outside of PS101Q in Forest Hills, Queens. The Show is hosted by Last Year’s Guest Soloist Ashley Solu, Kevin Kennedy, & Derek Jeter. Standing by in the 101Q Gymnasium is Joe Buck, who’s waiting to introduce Tim Mc Carver, Jerry Remy, & Don Orsillo. Also along for the ride is “Wally The Green Monster”, complete with deck chair. Let’s now go to the action:

Ashley Solu; “& We welcome you across the United States & Canada to our 3rd Season Coverage of ‘FOX Saturday Baseball Presents The Knights Of Columbus International Free Throw Basketball Championship Round One’ From Forest Hills, NY. With me are ‘FOX Saturday Baseball Pre-Game’ Host Kevin Kennedy & NY Yankees All-Star Shortstop Derek Jeter. Kevin, I’ll begin with you. You’ve assessed at least one of the shooters, 14 Year Old Girls Andrea Betancourt, who won the NY State Finals last year. Could you describe her strategy for this year;

Kevin Kennedy; “She was fabulous with an underhand shot which got everyone at West Point Military Academy, whooping it up. It was some sight to see & she’s been working on it, so I believe that she’s ready for this year’s round. Expect more whoops from the Fans here in Forest Hills”;
Ashley Solu; “Derek Jeter, you’ve competed as a child in Kalamazoo, MI. Were there any tense moments for you in competition, such as this?”

Derek Jeter; “Well, Only when the ‘Soccer Moms From Hell’ were there & in a few moments, Joe Buck will speak the Name of the Man, who will bring terror to the Hearts of all living in the US & Canada”;

KK; “Who Might That be, Derek?”

DJ; “Well, last season during Phillies-Mets, he mentioned my name 17 Times, for what reason, I don’t know, but the dye job has to go”;

AS; “Joe Buck, it’s your time”;

Joe Buck(JB); “Ashley, Kevin & Derek, Thanks & ‘FOX Saturday Baseball Presents Round One of The Knights Of Columbus International Free Throw Basketball Championship’ for the 3rd Straight Season. With me right now are Don Orsillo & Jerry Remy & Don, what do you think will be a key factor, this evening?”

DO; “That The Man From Memphis gets our names right, means that we’re off to a great start for one thing”(DO, RemDawg & Buck start giggling). Jerry?

RemDawg; “I just hope that I’m not confused with that baboon on WFAN in NY, who sounds like he has post-nasal drip, Russo. I’m wondering by what name he’ll call Ol’ Wally, here. At least, Wally will watch with a smile on his face & not say anything really dumb. Like a mime, he’s nice & quiet;

JB; “Public Address Announcer, Robert Sheppard, will now make the announcement of the singing of The Canadian & American National Anthems by The Bach Children’s Chorale of Scarborough, Ontario, who are on a World Tour. Let’s Listen to Mr Sheppard”;

RS; “Ladies & Gentleman, Boys & Girls, Would You Please Rise & join(This Includes the Famous Echo, BTW) with the World Renown Bach Children’s Chorale of Scarborough, Ontario, Canada, in the Singing of The Canadian & American National Anthems in Gregorian Chant”

The Anthems have been sung. JB is about to make one terrifying announcement;

JB; “Ladies & Gentleman, we have just been joined by Tim Mc Carver”;

Tim; “That Heavenly Chorale from NJ, has left me utterly-speechless”;

JB; “Which Is Why Tim, We’re all Rejoicing. The Contest Is Next, presented without Commercial Interruption by Apple”;

Da, da, dot, da, da, da, da, da, dahhh!

13 Comments:

Blogger The Omnipotent Q said...

Jim McGuire and I are reading your blog together, and Jim says hello.

Jim also says, "F--- The Riviera!!"

3:54 PM  
Blogger Kaylee said...

haha i love it i am having an asthma attack right now I hate them.I have really bad asthma!

9:46 PM  
Blogger Christine E. said...

You are VERY funny Michael--I think they should give you your own TV show...it would be much better quality than some of the dreck currently on...

Hope you are well!

11:43 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Wait'll the actual contest:

It'll sound as dumb as any "FOX Saturday Baseball" Telecast;

& I heartily concur with Mr Mc Guire's assessment of The Riviera;

I'm OK, Christine & Kaylee, you be well;

Michael

9:11 AM  
Blogger Kaylee said...

i am allergic to grass and eggs that is all i know gotta quit eating those chocolate chip cookies:D

6:51 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

You need an Allergen Skin Test, to help you cut out what may be making you this ill, Kaylee

7:04 PM  
Blogger Kaylee said...

i know i do:) Bu i hate those!

7:17 PM  
Blogger laura said...

As much as I'm looking forward to baseball, there's always that nagging feeling like something is keeping me from being 100% happy...and then I remember McCarver. I'm always glad to read about him on your blog, though!

11:59 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Presently, I'm writing the Contest Satire::

Zanier than last year;

The way Tim tells it, the Red Sox now play in Coney Island.

9:17 AM  
Blogger Peter N said...

Zany and Michael...those words go together so well! And I was startled when the music kicked in....audio and visual sensations! Wow..have fun on this Sunday, a day of a Pats' victory. And I'm still listening to this Monk-like chant.......with a smile.

9:55 AM  
Blogger The Omnipotent Q said...

Hope you're having a great birthday, Michael...

11:49 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

It was a great birthday in Gregorian Chant, all:

Pax Non Vobiscum Riviera!

9:02 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

& Tim is STILL a Baboon.

11:51 AM  

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