"FOX Saturday Baseball Presents Round One of The K of C Free Throw Championship-Pre-Game"
Ashley Solu; “& We welcome you across the United States & Canada to our 3rd Season Coverage of ‘FOX Saturday Baseball Presents The Knights Of Columbus International Free Throw Basketball Championship Round One’ From Forest Hills, NY. With me are ‘FOX Saturday Baseball Pre-Game’ Host Kevin Kennedy & NY Yankees All-Star Shortstop Derek Jeter. Kevin, I’ll begin with you. You’ve assessed at least one of the shooters, 14 Year Old Girls Andrea Betancourt, who won the NY State Finals last year. Could you describe her strategy for this year;
Kevin Kennedy; “She was fabulous with an underhand shot which got everyone at West Point Military Academy, whooping it up. It was some sight to see & she’s been working on it, so I believe that she’s ready for this year’s round. Expect more whoops from the Fans here in Forest Hills”;
Ashley Solu; “Derek Jeter, you’ve competed as a child in Kalamazoo, MI. Were there any tense moments for you in competition, such as this?”
Derek Jeter; “Well, Only when the ‘Soccer Moms From Hell’ were there & in a few moments, Joe Buck will speak the Name of the Man, who will bring terror to the Hearts of all living in the US & Canada”;
KK; “Who Might That be, Derek?”
DJ; “Well, last season during Phillies-Mets, he mentioned my name 17 Times, for what reason, I don’t know, but the dye job has to go”;
AS; “Joe Buck, it’s your time”;
Joe Buck(JB); “Ashley, Kevin & Derek, Thanks & ‘FOX Saturday Baseball Presents Round One of The Knights Of Columbus International Free Throw Basketball Championship’ for the 3rd Straight Season. With me right now are Don Orsillo & Jerry Remy & Don, what do you think will be a key factor, this evening?”
DO; “That The Man From Memphis gets our names right, means that we’re off to a great start for one thing”(DO, RemDawg & Buck start giggling). Jerry?
RemDawg; “I just hope that I’m not confused with that baboon on WFAN in NY, who sounds like he has post-nasal drip, Russo. I’m wondering by what name he’ll call Ol’ Wally, here. At least, Wally will watch with a smile on his face & not say anything really dumb. Like a mime, he’s nice & quiet;
JB; “Public Address Announcer, Robert Sheppard, will now make the announcement of the singing of The Canadian & American National Anthems by The Bach Children’s Chorale of Scarborough, Ontario, who are on a World Tour. Let’s Listen to Mr Sheppard”;
RS; “Ladies & Gentleman, Boys & Girls, Would You Please Rise & join(This Includes the Famous Echo, BTW) with the World Renown Bach Children’s Chorale of Scarborough, Ontario, Canada, in the Singing of The Canadian & American National Anthems in Gregorian Chant”
The Anthems have been sung. JB is about to make one terrifying announcement;
JB; “Ladies & Gentleman, we have just been joined by Tim Mc Carver”;
Tim; “That Heavenly Chorale from NJ, has left me utterly-speechless”;
JB; “Which Is Why Tim, We’re all Rejoicing. The Contest Is Next, presented without Commercial Interruption by Apple”;
Da, da, dot, da, da, da, da, da, dahhh!