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Friday, November 17, 2006

"Well, Tim"(Sometime in '09)

Buck:
"Welcome Back, Tim, to our 15th Season of FOX Saturday Baseball";
Mc Carver; "Well, Thank You";
Buck;
"Well, as we come from the new Citi Field, as Shea Stadium is being turned into a parking lot, do you have any thoughts about the new Ebbets' Field Style Park, on Management & ownership of the NY Mets & this park?"
Mc Carver;
"Well, I will say this about Mets Principal Owner Fred Flintstone, in that he got his Fenway Park-Style Stadium, with The T Running by it, but having me replaced in the TV booth with Jerry Remy, was really a low blow, & sending Mets General Manager Steve Costanza, that low rent fool who now simulates General Manager Press Conferences on EWTN, to do the job, shows that this organization still has no class. By not naming the place for Pumpsie Green, whose portrait adorns the Rotunda, it's further evidence of an Anti-Semetic Conspiracy, with Mel Gipstein";
Buck;
"Get some oxygen Tim, you're out of breath";

Fr Mitch Pacwa S.J., head of EWTN, released this statement that "It's apparent that Tim's Intellectual Capacity is hindered by that Industrial Strength Red Dye#2 he uses to color his hair. The Fumes alone are hindering his thought processes. Why Last week, he kept talking about NY Yankees Shortstop & Cy Young Award Winner Cedric 'The Entertainer' Jeter'";

Pumpsie Green, who was reached for comment, had none, but did burst into laughter;

Steve Phillips of ESPN, who used to be Mets General Manager, said that Mc Carver confuses "Seinfeld" with reality;

Mets Principal Owner, Fred Wilpon, in an interview with "Call Of The 7 Line", stated that Mc Carver had to go when he kept insisting that the team aggressively pursue the playing services of Alex Rodriguez. Said Mr Wilpon "I don't need some blue lip gloss wearing, ball slapping little primadonna on this team, nor do I need some guy in the TV booth, whose brain is being damaged with hair dye so strong that it could kill someone from 300 feet away."

The Trustees of The Jackie Robinson Museum & Learning Center, announced a Special Alliance with the "Shut Up Tim Mc Carver" Website & will push it as much as possible.

Mel Gibson, laughing way too hard, while referring to Rupert Murdoch as "The Ultimate Zionist, who wants to own & rule the whole World", told "Random Fandom Red Sox NYC" that @ least he roots for The Angels.

The LA Angels of Anaheim, declined comment, in regards to anything said by Mel Gibson.

(Bwahahahahaha)!

Thanks!

Mike

6 Comments:

Blogger Peter N said...

Your creativity is God-given? A question, and a compliment.

9:56 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Thanks, Peter:

The Vicious Idiots at the NY Post, owned by Murdoch's News Corp, talked all about Yankees Class, & called the Mets Greedy;

Is The YES Network a Philanthropic Endeavor?

Ditto, the SONY Stadium Club? The Lowe's Broadcast Booth?

WHY are all the "FOX" Series Stars showcased ONLY during Postseason at YANKEE Stadium?

1:05 PM  
Blogger laura said...

Great post. But sometimes I confuse Seinfeld with reality, too..or I just integrate it into my own version of reality.

But the blue lip gloss thing is so funny because it wouldn't surprise me at all if that was true.

4:40 PM  
Blogger Peter N said...

Michael, it's Sunday morning, and I saw, and laughed, when I read your last comment about after all this time being at number 1 turning into a number 2. I felt like AVIS. You know, "We try harder."
But I always do that anyways, And it didn't last...I'm up there again by a good margin. And ya know what? I still have no idea how that Baseball 100 ranking system works.....do you?? Oh, and I posted my one year anniv. post today. Hope you and your readers have the time. You're the best, and have a great Sunday.

10:08 AM  
Blogger kaylee said...

Alfonso Soriano signs with the cubs for 8 years/$135 million holy smokes I hope he likes playing with a losing team.

6:35 PM  
Blogger Christine E. said...

Loved hte post--I just hope you are wrong that Buck and McCarver wil still be covering games in 2009..UGH...

Looking forward to seeing that new blog....

12:57 PM  

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