"The New Yankee Stadium-For Sale On The INSIDE"
Instead, under the cover of TRADITION on the OUTSIDE, the Yankees will sell naming rights to ENTIRE Sections of that ball park, to garner all that revenue;
"The Toilet"that George Built, will sell naming rights to sections. Let's see what sections get which sponsors:
Tier-The Continental Airlines SkyTier, if you like heights & food like on an airliner, then this is fine(URP);
Bleachers-The Elger Fixtures Bleachers, for all those Foul-Mouthed Bleacher Creatures, who STILL will not be able to buy a beer;
The Batters' Eye Suites by Cohen's Fashion Opticals-Like sitting in the bleachers & needing field glasses, only with beer & other amenities, with full abuse from Bleacher Creatures still chanting "Box Seats Suck"; is out as far as the Bleachers are;
Field Championship-IO Digital Cable by Cablevision Field Championship. If you want to know what the price of these seats are, you can't afford to sit here;
Loge-Trump LLC, so The Donald can sit as far away from fans as humanly possible;
Main BOX, Main Reserved by Miller Lite;
Broadcast Booth-Lowe's(Let's Build Something Together);
Luxury Suites-Hilton Hotels, with All The Amenities, with a visit(Extra Charge) from Paris Hilton;
Dunkin' Donuts Monument Park(Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Pope John Paul II, best coffee);
Trojenz Yankees Clubhouse(Hey, Derek needs all the protection he can get);
Chase Stadium Club;
NYSE Pinstriped Pub;
So you see, it's not outside where you make the money. Inside is your gold mine;
Will Murdoch be so quick to condemn this?
By the time the new "Toilet" is built, he'll own half the YES Network & it'll be called YESFOX;
OMG, Kay & Mc Carver on FOX Saturday Baseball;
How long will it be before there are grown men openly weeping in the streets, while wee children are wailing like banshees with that duo?
It won't be long. '09 is just around the corner. Yikes!