"Top 10 Signs Things Aren't Going Right With The Red Sox"
#10: “T” Service stops running before Game Time of 7:05PM;
#9: N E S N replaces Jerry Remy & Don Orsillo with Michael Kay & Tim Mc Carver;
#8: Lucchino sells soul to the devil, I mean merges NESN with the YES Network;
#7:Huge September Online sales from Boston, for Upper-Level Reserved & Box Seats, for N Y Mets @ Shea Stadium;
#6: Boston Bars Dart Boards now feature the image of Josh Beckett;
#5: John Henry, Tom Werner, Larry Lucchino & Theo Epstein, buy Season Ticket Package for remaining Mets Home Games in ‘06;
#4: Bandwagon Fans give up & head for The Bronx, where they haven’t been seen since 2004;
#3: Theo Epstein’s laptop gets a virus, prompting him to lament about why he didn’t get a Mac Book Pro;
#2: Francona stops chewing & starts drinking heavily;
#1: Youkilis & Kapler traded, when Mel Gibson becomes a Limited Partner.