"A Reading (Sic) Of a Letter of Paul To Timothy"

A Mime is one who performs by the use of gestures & not sound. Now, in which rock band is a mime to be found? Mr John Olerud, a Baseball Star of some note, did NOT know that he was a mime in a rock band. How did he make some noise? Did he sing? Was he in a rock band? Was the band called “The Ramones”? “KiSS”? “The Who”? “The Beatles”? Or did he use the gesture of hitting a baseball into the Tier Level @ Yankee Stadium off Mike Mussina of the New York Yankees. A batter does not speak. Rather, he hits the ball. He is a player, not a mime.
Mr Dave Roberts stole a base off someone named Mariano, in the 2004 National League Play Offs? There was no pitcher in the National League, in 2004, going by the 1st name of Mariano. By the way, Timothy, the Official Major League Baseball names of these series, are called “The League Division Series” & “The League Championship Series.”
How could you have confused Mariano, he of that excellent gait of his, as a National League Pitcher? You may have forgotten that his last name is Rivera & pitches for the New York Yankees. Mr Roberts was with the Boston Red Sox. Both teams are in the American League, in case you & the Young Buck, haven’t noticed, unless your research assistant is an Intoxicated Mendicant, who lives on the corner of West 163rd Street & River Avenue in the Bronx, about 2 blocks from “The Gigantic Toilet”, also called Yankee Stadium.
I think that you know what the results of the 2004 American League Championship Series was, unless that Mendicant told you otherwise. Now, why are you continuously talking about a conversation on your Television Program, with John Lieber, about various Red Sox Players wishing the Yankees players well in the ‘04 World Series? He has named no names & you told FOX Audiences the same story, twice, including on Phillies-Mets on FOX, 2 weeks ago. What gives, Timothy?
We KNOW that ground balls don’t go out of the ball park. Just what is a “Drop & Drive” Pitcher? WHY the homo-erotic drooling over Derek Jeter? Did Alex Rodriguez actually cause Global Warming? Why didn’t you mention A-Rod’s N Y Post Photo Opportunity in Central Park, making A-Rod a Pinup Boy all over Greenwich Village? WHY DO YOU TELL US THE OBVIOUS, all the live long day? I had no idea that Linda Ronstadt & Peggy Lee had great fast balls. Are they “Drop & Drive” Singers?
A word to you, Timothy, is not to cause your audience to lose heart. Tell some good stories. Another piece of advice has come from a wise & learned man & it is this:

SHUT UP, for my ears bleedeth, you baboon;

Thanks;


Paul

The Words of Paul;

Thank Goodness!