"They're Building a Gigantic Toilet In The Bronx"
It will become home to thousands of North Jersey, Westchester & SW CT Monied White Trash, who have no idea which # Babe Ruth wore:
It will be home to front-runners, Casual Fan Ass-Hats, politicians, among others who will gather there;
There will be a new edition of "The Toilet", which will be owned by the Team of 'Roid Boys, various cast-offs & a $205M Payroll, going through its' "Braves Phase" of Spinning Wheels;
& the people of that neighborhood, are the ones most-likely, the ones who can least-afford the price of a ticket there & ground was broken on the Anniversaries of The Deaths of Babe Ruth & Elvis Presley(Today);
"Toilet II" opens in April, 2009;
"PUKEBARF"!(With Thanks to Jere)
It will be home to front-runners, Casual Fan Ass-Hats, politicians, among others who will gather there;
There will be a new edition of "The Toilet", which will be owned by the Team of 'Roid Boys, various cast-offs & a $205M Payroll, going through its' "Braves Phase" of Spinning Wheels;
& the people of that neighborhood, are the ones most-likely, the ones who can least-afford the price of a ticket there & ground was broken on the Anniversaries of The Deaths of Babe Ruth & Elvis Presley(Today);
"Toilet II" opens in April, 2009;
"PUKEBARF"!(With Thanks to Jere)
5 Comments:
WE s*ck compared to the tigers
-kaylee
It's still 44 more games in this season, Kaylee, so try to be calm:
-Michael
And I wonder what that flush will sound like....
great win last night.
kaylee, at least we didn't get swept. a day's rest will give us a big advantage over the yanks, who play the o's tonight then fly in after that.
i'm hoping i can get my broom out of the closet in time for game 5! :)
-julie
It'll be one MASSIVE Overflow, turning the place into a slophouse.
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