"They're Building a Gigantic Toilet In The Bronx"
It will be home to front-runners, Casual Fan Ass-Hats, politicians, among others who will gather there;
There will be a new edition of "The Toilet", which will be owned by the Team of 'Roid Boys, various cast-offs & a $205M Payroll, going through its' "Braves Phase" of Spinning Wheels;
& the people of that neighborhood, are the ones most-likely, the ones who can least-afford the price of a ticket there & ground was broken on the Anniversaries of The Deaths of Babe Ruth & Elvis Presley(Today);
"Toilet II" opens in April, 2009;
"PUKEBARF"!(With Thanks to Jere)