"Alfonse & Gaston On The Road In Seattle"

It was the 8th Inning & all was not well:

Alfonse said "Gaston, you take it", While Gaston begged Alfonse to take it;

Someone got a Gift Inside The Park Homer, due to the Generosity of The Official Scorer;

It was because Covelli Crisp & Manny Ramirez played "Alfonse & Gaston" that this took place & The Mariners led 8-7;

Captain V-Tek homered in Top9 & it was 8-8;

Then Timlin hangs one up for Richie Sexon & Seattle defeats The Red Sox, 9-8;

Meanwhile, The Toronto Blue Jays destroyed DFYankees, 13-5, as A-Rod was 0-4, K'd once but made no errors, so the Red Sox stay 2 1/2 Games up in the AL East Standings;

Will Mets Reliever Aaron Heilman PLEASE RUN to 1st Base Next Time? You can't get a runner out at 1st by playing tiptoe through the tulips, if you know what I mean;
Mets lost to Astros 8-4, as Rookie Pitcher Mike Pelfrey wasn't sharp at all, plunking 2 batters.