"What TF If"

The big program on NESN explored what might've happened if Grady Little had pulled Pedro Martinez, on last night, called "What If", exploring the situation in Game 7 of the '03 LCS:

Who cares!

2004 took care of everything with a Red Sox World Championship & The Embarassing Collapse of DFYankees;

What didn't it cover, like I care;

Some "What If's", if I had my way, would include some of the following:

If A-Rod had gone to the Red Sox for Manny Ramirez, would he sunbathe on the Boston Common, or in The Public Garden;

Would hoards of young gay males watch this spectacle;

Would 2004 have been another Winter of New England Angst;

Would Red Sox Nation have wished him on TDYankees;
Ya better believe they would have!

Another "What If":

FOX decided to carry Game 7 of The '03 ALCS without Announcers, making for an "Announcerless" Game;
Would you miss the following bursts of brilliance from Various Commentators, such as

"Jeter has calm eyes"(Tim Mc Carver & he wonders why there are websites dedicated to his annihilation);

"Pedro Martinez, as a Pitcher, is as wily as a wolverine"(There goes Tim, again);

"Get some oxygen, Tim; you're out of breath"(A Smarta-- Joe Buck, or "Admiral Sarcasm");

Both Buck & Mc Carver were performing "Verbal Fellatio" in regards to A-Rod homering off Aaron Heilman, in "Subway Series Game 2" on FOX Saturday Baseball, hitting a ball that would only be a homer in Fenway's RF & & in RF & LF in Yankee Stadium & NOWHERE else; What's forgotten was that The Mets won that game, 8-3;

I guess that due to the novelty of an announcerless game, people would watch & rejoice @ NOT having to listen to either Buck or Mc Carver, who are wrong over half the time, anyway;

Go over to my ever-expansive link list & read "Call Of The Green Monster" for Pedro Martinez' supposed reaction to last night's "What If" & you'll laugh until, well, never mind.

Thanks!