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Saturday, July 22, 2006

"Red Sox Nation-NYC, We Have a Problem"

"Houston, we have a problem" or so it went in the "Apollo 13" movie:

This is not space related;
Rather(Not Dan), The Red Sox are playing The Seattle Mariners & the Game is on FOX @ 4:05PM, ET, with Thom Brenamann & Steve Lyons, serving as Hosts;

We, in The 5 Boroughs, as well as 49% of This Land of Ours, will be watching The Defending NL Champion Houston Astros & The NY Mets @ 1:20PM;

It isn't so much the teams involved(The Mets are my NL Team & something from my childhood is being held on to, like a Teddy Bear or Wally Doll), but just who's doing this match for FOX;

There will be much "Verbal Flatulence" during the game;
There will be some "Verbal Fellatio", especially if the names of Derek Sanderson Jeter, Alex Emmanuel Rodriguez & Mariano Rivera, are mentioned, even though they have absolutely NOTHING to do with this game;

Some Blonde-Streaked Sarcastic Asshat will do Play-By-Play;
Someone with a Bad Dye Job will be Lead Baseball Analyst, with the emphasis being on Banal & Anal;

Grown men will openly weep in the streets, while wee children will wail like banshees, upon listening to some nonsensical utterance by the Lead Baseball Analyst;

Web Sites will appear, calling for the sheer annihilation of both, the Blonde-Streaked Sarcastic Asshat & The Lead Baseball Analyst, who will both be wrong over 50% of the time, today, as is usually the norm;

Tomorrow, I'll be at Shea Stadium, for Astros-Mets, followed by a sojurn to Manhattan, to watch Red Sox-Mariners, so not all is lost in this weekend &, as we all hope, the NY Yankees will continue to suck & fall behind Toronto.

Thanks!

29 Comments:

Blogger Peter N said...

In this case we Nutmeggers are lucky. The Sox are on in Connecticut. 4pm happy hour is so much better than a latie. What do you think of the (completely untrue) Lowell trade thoughts out there. Add in Snyder's competance last night. Thanks...anytime a guest post hits ya, I'm the man!

10:46 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

The Lowell Rumor is BS!

11:09 AM  
Blogger Peter N said...

Makes no sense. Right right. Sorry you can't see the game, but you have time to get here.......I'll be here. And I know that's a way too long drive for one game. A sweet win it would be though! Or should I say it WILL be.

11:32 AM  
Blogger kaylee said...

Michael,
i hope they do not put the mets ame on here they have The red sox game scheduled to air here i am
Hoping that is the one i get!Anyways nice post
-kaylee

3:04 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

michael cyn is livebloggin the game
-kaylee

4:29 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Red Sox are on in Phoenix, right now, on FOX:

Mets won 4-3 over Houston Astros, so Mc Carver & Buck were dispatched quickly.

6:28 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

well TAVAREZ BLEW THAT GAME.
-kaylee

7:42 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

No Kidding:

BTW, I have made a list of Links for your blog;

I will be sending them to you, with instructions on how to insert them;

The document should be opened with WordPad, as it's a rich text file or .rtf.

8:22 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

okay thanks
-kaylee

11:06 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

The yankees GOt a gift win tonight they scored the winning run on an error.
-kaylee

12:33 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

The Yankees are NOT a Charity & I wish that teams would STOP donating Games to them.

12:51 AM  
Blogger kaylee said...

Michael,
That is so true.
-kaylee

12:54 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Ok, your link list has been sent.

1:02 AM  
Blogger kaylee said...

Okay i got it and saved it to wordpad
-kaylee

1:03 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Great!

1:05 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Share it with your friends back east!

1:06 AM  
Blogger kaylee said...

I will
-kaylee

1:07 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Alex could use some links:

Julie has them.

1:49 AM  
Blogger kaylee said...

i'm just hoping that Jon lester can go deep enough into the game and we have the lead so we not in a postion to use Julian Tavarez and Rudy Seanez.Like through the sixth or seventh where they can then use TIMLIN or Hansen or VanBuren or possibly two of those guys before USING PAPELBON.
-kaylee

1:52 AM  
Blogger kaylee said...

I'm sure Francona would like that too
-kaylee

2:01 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Pray that it never gets to Rudy & Julia.

2:31 AM  
Blogger kaylee said...

I will I agree I thinkhe uses julian when guys only go 5 innings becase he considers him the long man!I dont but........
-kaylee

2:33 AM  
Blogger kaylee said...

WhAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THAT?
OFF TO BED AS IT IS AFTER MIDNIGHT HERE!
-KAYLEE

2:45 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Larry Lucchino interfered with Theo Epstein, because Larry is Jealous of Theo, for his Genius & Independence.

9:53 AM  
Blogger kaylee said...

LETS GET A WIN TONIGHT!
-kaylee

12:40 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

The yankees are getting trottled 12-5 by the blue jays in the bottom of the 7th.
-kaylee

3:54 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

sorry make that 13-5.
-kaylee

3:55 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

NOW i can say my three favorite words tjhe yankees lose!nopew the red sox need a win
-kaylee

4:23 PM  
Blogger kaylee said...

that was not the emnding we wanted but at least the yankees lost too.Check out my post on it.
-kaylee

8:45 PM  

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