"An Open Letter To The So-Called 1986 Mets Fans"

My suspicions about you have lead me to a # of, I believe, Valid observations about your definition of fanship:

You think that by rooting for the Yankees vs Red Sox, you're honoring the '86 Mets;
METS FANS DO NOT ROOT FOR DFYANKEES;

The Biggest Mets Rooters @ Shea Stadium, outside of the Regular Mets Fans, are people wearing BOSTON RED SOX CAPS & are often from The Boston Area, especially on The Weekends, since Fenway Park is Sold Out, all the time;

Many of you disappeared from Shea Stadium in 1989 & weren't seen in a Major League Stadium until 1996, when DFYankees got hot; More of you became Yankees Bandwagoners in 1998, because it was the thing to do; You don't know about suffering & being a true student of The Game of Baseball; All your Spoiled Little Asshats like to do is engage in the NY Pastime of Whining;

Many of my generation of Mets Fans(1960s' Variety), put up with an owner, who used a Sportswriter, to run a Legend Out Of Town(George Thomas Seaver), so I commiserate with Red Sox Fans, in regards to an owner, who used a Sportswriter, to try to run a Legend out of Boston, one Mr Epstein;

A turning point came when it was discovered that Dwight Gooden was smoking an unusual peace pipe, called "The Crack Pipe", which led to his Ineffectiveness in 1986;

It led to me listening to WTIC-1080 in Hartford, CT, for Red Sox Games, with Ken Coleman, an elegant Baseball Voice & his colleague, Joe Castiglione;

I did NOT abandon the Mets, as I still root for them, but the Red Sox do provide a more Intellectually-Satisfying Experience;

You See This-I did NOT go to "YANKEES UNIVERSE" & join you Insipid "1986" Front Runners In The Bronx;

"Thahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Yankees SUCK!"

My Baseball Rooting Runs Sea Deep & NOT Skin Deep;

If things go wrong in DFBronx, don't worry-you'll be back & gone again, if something goes wrong;

& YOU HAVE NO COMMITMENT NOR LOYALTY.