"The Roided Ones"
I viewed “South Park”, with an episode about “The Special Olympics”, where Eric Cartman makes a fool of himself. In that episode, Jimmy Vollmer, who uses a crutch, was practicing to win many events, including the Broad Jump & Weight-Lifting. Jimmy was leaving his school gymnasium, when a shady character approached him with offers of body-building steroids.
Jimmy took this guy up on his offer, & began “Juicing” himself. He became muscular & somewhat anti-social, becoming a loner, dedicated to victory at any cost.
He set Special Olympics Records in the Broad Jump & Bench Press & Sprints.
But, his brother, wheelchair-bound, became his conscience, which taunted Jimmy into confessing on the victory stand, that with Enhancements, namely steroids, that he cheated.
Up on That Victory Stand, were 3 Special Guest Presenters, one looking freakier than the next one. All 3 were the Most-Infamous Players, connected to using substances from The Bay Area Laboratory Cooperative(BALCO). They were a muscle-bound, smiling, bug-eyed Mark Mc Gwire; a muscle-bound, toothy smiled & bug-eyed Barry Bonds & a muscle-bound, bug-eyed Jason Giambi. “The GiamBALCO” had no smile.
Ahhhhh: “BALCO” meets “South Park”; it was a great little satire & social commentary. The Animated Giambi looked like the Real Thing in the ‘05 A L D S. Jason looked bug-eyed, sweaty as anything, had acne & talked at a fast pace. This didn’t come from a few extra swings in the batting cage with Don Mattingly, or a few extra cheeseburgers.
In May, ‘05, he looked emaciated; by July, ‘05, he looked like “The Incredible Hulk”(Green Skin & all). Okay, there was no green skin. The Emaciated One had no power. The Enhanced One changed the course of the game, dramatically.
In the book, “The Game Of Shadows”, information was given on how Steroid Tests were beaten.
Bonds looks roided but moves more-slowly, due to his injuries. Meanwhile, Giambi is thumbing his nose, daring Major League Baseball in a game of “Catch Me If You Can; Bwahahahahaha.”
Why hasn’t a test for Human Growth Hormone been developed?
Could it be that the Big-Name Advertisers would desert FOX & ESPN, if DFyankees don’t make Post-Season? Is this a Damn Ratings Game? Does News Corporation have too much @ stake in their marketing agreements with DFyankees?
It looks like the Fault Line in this scandal, runs right through The Bronx. What else is new?"
Click on title for Link To South Park.
Thanks!
Jimmy took this guy up on his offer, & began “Juicing” himself. He became muscular & somewhat anti-social, becoming a loner, dedicated to victory at any cost.
He set Special Olympics Records in the Broad Jump & Bench Press & Sprints.
But, his brother, wheelchair-bound, became his conscience, which taunted Jimmy into confessing on the victory stand, that with Enhancements, namely steroids, that he cheated.
Up on That Victory Stand, were 3 Special Guest Presenters, one looking freakier than the next one. All 3 were the Most-Infamous Players, connected to using substances from The Bay Area Laboratory Cooperative(BALCO). They were a muscle-bound, smiling, bug-eyed Mark Mc Gwire; a muscle-bound, toothy smiled & bug-eyed Barry Bonds & a muscle-bound, bug-eyed Jason Giambi. “The GiamBALCO” had no smile.
Ahhhhh: “BALCO” meets “South Park”; it was a great little satire & social commentary. The Animated Giambi looked like the Real Thing in the ‘05 A L D S. Jason looked bug-eyed, sweaty as anything, had acne & talked at a fast pace. This didn’t come from a few extra swings in the batting cage with Don Mattingly, or a few extra cheeseburgers.
In May, ‘05, he looked emaciated; by July, ‘05, he looked like “The Incredible Hulk”(Green Skin & all). Okay, there was no green skin. The Emaciated One had no power. The Enhanced One changed the course of the game, dramatically.
In the book, “The Game Of Shadows”, information was given on how Steroid Tests were beaten.
Bonds looks roided but moves more-slowly, due to his injuries. Meanwhile, Giambi is thumbing his nose, daring Major League Baseball in a game of “Catch Me If You Can; Bwahahahahaha.”
Why hasn’t a test for Human Growth Hormone been developed?
Could it be that the Big-Name Advertisers would desert FOX & ESPN, if DFyankees don’t make Post-Season? Is this a Damn Ratings Game? Does News Corporation have too much @ stake in their marketing agreements with DFyankees?
It looks like the Fault Line in this scandal, runs right through The Bronx. What else is new?"
Click on title for Link To South Park.
Thanks!
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