The Pretenders AKA "Slackers"

In regards to my commentary about Slackers, I have no regrets about those comments. Lead Slackers have contempt for those who innovate and carry duty to the fullest sense of that duty.

Lead Slackers feel threatened by people who know what their duties are. These High-End Slackers like an easy way out, fraught with more complexity than what is called for.

E.G.:

A businessperson is engaged in the Unlawful Sale of Counterfeit Goods. NY State Penal Law Sections 165.71 & 165.72 calls for an arrest and seizure of the goods. The expert knows this and is prepared to perform the lawful arrest. However, he is hindered by a Slacker Superior, who concocts a story that the expert must follow a procedure, explicitly designed to bring ridicule upon the expert, under the method of "Time Management & Efficiency."

In this case, an Environmental Control Board Summons was instead ordered written by the Slacker, so as to impress other slackers in the upper echelon, who never really cared or not they were Peace Officers. They preferred an "Easy Way Out", which in many cases, was more-difficult and led to the cases being dismissed. In the case of the expert, the summons was dismissed, so to give the Slacker a chance to boast about making his expert look bad, so Slacker can receive his tribute from Higher Level Slackers, who fear the raising of performance standards, preferring the safety of the status quo, even unto the point of stifling those of talent through systemic, tactical harassment.

The procedure was a waste of time as the respondent was not fined, got his goods returned to as if nothing occurred. Plus the Slacker received a few choice assignments for his being a "Team Player." That team may as well have been the 1919 Chicago White Sox, because of the slacking, being passed off as Excellence.

This group's agents lost their collective Peace Officer Status in 2004, as the last arrest took place on Saturday, November 25th, 1995.

Strange, but one of the biggest slackers going, cried the loudest about the revocation of the status. The jerk conveniently forgot that a few of his actions, played a MAJOR role in this revocation. His favorite expression is "Go with the flow", which in this guy's case, means the Gowanus Canal & Newtown Creek, as both bodies of water are polluted and if one were to drop a match in either body of water, it would cause for an explosive situation from all that neglect.

What a Hypocrite!

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