Assorted "Putzes" In Law

One wonders if certain individuals have ever read the New York State Criminal Procedure Law, to determine whether or not a person is a Peace Officer as defined in that law, defined by Section 2.10.
 Sadly, the great interpreters are a pack of "Professional Slackers", who couldn't spell "Suck" without a dictionary. The "Great Interpreters" line is mentioned in a sarcastic way, because these type of people have standards, which are as high as a second sub-basement.
These people, heretofore called "Slackers", for their ability to make chocolate cinnamon ice cream using skim milk and other low rent ingredients, would order something done in the pretense of pretending to be productive, when they are as productive as getting blood from a turnip. Instead of following the plain written instruction of the law in question, they follow a "Tradition" of ignorance of what is written & go with what is convenient, which is rather idiotic because of laziness. They treat with utter contempt, any person who knows what one is talking about & prefer an "Easy As A Caveman" approach to their tactics.
The Department of Torpor & Indolence follows the word out of the sense that the peons deserve to be pissed on & told that it is raining. These aren't the kind of people who you call for backup. They would think you didn't try to back off from a confrontation, especially with a political hotshot. It is often about maintaining, supposedly, an image where all is "Good", while hiding any corrupt deals which might be occurring, perhaps with regularity. Sometimes the odious words "You don't understand that person's culture", will be used so certain officials can continue.to make odious deals, including an invite to.a party or ball game.
Idiots! Watch out for appearing in someone's "Little Black Book", as that's where the trouble begins.

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