The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword But This " 'Pen" S--- The Bed

"Darkman" doesn't have enough Gas in him to cut one on The Green Line Out of Kenmore, anymore, let alone, cut one on the IRT #7 Flushing Line Out of Willetts Point Blvd. In fact, he's reminding me of one Armando Benitez, over the last few weeks. This is what a Red Sox Fan with a New York National League Heritage, is thinking:

Theodore Nathan Epstein is starting to look more like One G. Stephen Phillips, did In the Winter of '01-'02, making me wonder if Theo's next stop is E S P N, as was the Case with Phillips. Is Theo going to be replaced with George COSTANZA, a chant directed at Steve Phillips, in '02 @ The Flushing Meadows DUMP, called Shea Stadium;

Eric Gagne' can be counted on, in a non-strategic situation, when the horse is way out of the barn & in Brookline, somewhere;

I don't want a Post-Season With Roger & His Girl Friday, Andy, in it. Come to think of it, Andy didn't have anything in him to cut one on the IRT #4 Train, last Night;

& Armando Benitez is STILL the Platinum Standard by how SUCK-Cess is Measured;

Hidei Okajima is coming mighty-close to the Benitez "Standard";

Jonathan Papelbon in a 6 Out Save Situation? Is Tito Jr's Name, FranCOMA, or what;

J.D.Drew's wasting my time-you ain't no Trot Nixon;

Lugo? There's always an Ankle Hang from the Williamsburgh Bridge, you might consider into waking you up, you having grown up in Brooklyn(LOL);

Manny? Get Off Your Dead Arse & save this season, or else you'll be strung from a point @ Columbia-Presbyterian Hospital @ West 168th Street & Broadway, near where you grew up, in Upper Manhattan's Washington Heights(LOL);

Losing 8-7 to the NY Yankmees, Made me F---ing SICK, Last NIGHT;

Mike-Red Sox Nation-In The Borough Of Queens-New York City