"To The Assorted Bozos Who Dress As Mets Fans @ Shea Stadium"

Now I know WHY you wear Mets Gear. You don't want to be serenaded with "Jeter Sucks-A-Rod Swallows", if you were to wear Yankmes gear with either Jeter's or A-Fraud's # on that jersey:

I realize that some of you are on a Day Pass from Section 39 in a place, referred to by Lord Archibald of The Sunnyside Estate, as "The Terlit, D'ere, in Thuh Bronx". The Sunnyside Estate is located in a place called "Bunker";

I found it STRANGE that the Ones who most-appreciated last night's game at Shea Stadium, donned gear most appropriate for Fenway Park or "Professor Thom's";

Real Mets Fans booed the mere appearance of that rogue-juicehead, Guillermo Mota, who's only 2 tads worse than Eric Gagne';

These Mets are Gimmick-Filled such as "Anthem Search", with auditions to sing the National Anthem before a Mets Game. Anthony Jost sang it.It was "Bravo" & "Bravissimo" for his singing of it;

I was in "Brooklyn Smart-A--" Mode last night, as the Mets defeated the Braves, 4-3. One dude asked me why a guy from Boston would know this stadium, better than he would. It's simple-I was @ Shea before he was even conceived;

The More I go to Fenway Park, the less I like Shea Stadium. When I can get a Pint of Guinesses Stout for $7.75 in Fenway's Big Concourse, while paying $7.25 for a bottle of Warmed Over Budweiser in Shea Stadium, my better bargain is in Boston;

However, the view in Section 21 from Row T, was totally unobstructed. Once again, XM Satellite Radio did the "Sweet Caroline" Sing-Along. It really does NOT work in Shea Stadium. It works in Fenway Park, & @ Keyspan Park in Coney Island, as Neil Diamond, grew up not too far from Keyspan Park, when it was Steeplechase Amusement Park;

The Marlon Anderson Homer was flying towards the Willets Point Station, as it left the bat;

There was a Thunderous Celebration on the #7 Flushing Line, when it was found that Big Papi had hit a 2 Run Homer, so the Sawx defeated Tampa Bay, 5-4. It was almost as if it was Kenmore on The T;

"New York" Fans couldn't understand this, as some said that to be a True New Yorker, we should get behind the Yankees. I advised them to go back to The Bronx, where they belong. Many of them, were "1986 Mets Fans", who now call The Bronx & "The Toilet", their base;

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens