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Friday, August 17, 2007

TOP 10 Observations Made By Parishioners @ a Really Bad Novus Ordo Mass

#10: @ a Baptismal Mass, "The Standells" strike up "Dirty Water";
#9: 12 Priests at The Mass, using 10 Eucharistic Ministers in their place;
#8: Communion Hymn is "Sweet Caroline";
#7: The Use of "FOX Saturday Baseball" Lead Analyst, Tim Mc Carver , as guest homilist;
#6: Alleluia sung to tune of "ESPN Sunday Night Baseball" Theme;
#5: Offertory Hymn is "Tessie" as sung by the "Dropkick Murphys'";
#4: Celebrant dressed as a Clown, or as his favourite steroided Major League Baseball Player;
#3: Parishioners call this Mass, an ABC Mass(Anything But Catholic);
#2: A Sports League Mass, @ the Opening Hymn, utilises the Song "Soccer Rules The World", which uses the lyrics "Go-o-ol, Go-o-ol";
#1: Pastor's Idea of use of Latin, is to have Alex Rodriguez as an Altar Server;

Thus a Bad Novus Ordo, indeed!

Mike-RSN-NYC-Queens

2 Comments:

Blogger Anita Moore said...

#9: 12 Priests at The Mass, using 10 Eucharistic Ministers in their place

Whenever we have ordinations at the Cathedral, every single last priest in the diocese is present, including not a few spry young priests; and yet we always get an EMHC for Communion up in the choir loft.

10:37 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...

Amazing, Anita-sad as well!

11:14 PM  

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