MVIII-TOP 10 Signs You're Watching A Yankees Documentary

#10:It's Called "Impossible To Watch";

#9: Stirring Rendition of "YMCA" by "The Bleacher Cretins", causes FCC to Intervene;

#8: It runs Every Saturday @ 3:55PM, ET;

#7: Narrated by Joe Buck, Tim Mc Carver, Ken Rosenthal, John Sterling, Suzyn Waldman & Michael Kay;

#6: Every Version of "Impossible To Watch" has mandatory Close-Up Of Derek Jeter;

#5: It's jointly, An "ESPN-FOX Sports-YES" Production, causing much Intestinal Distress;

#4: It runs all those Billy Martin "Miller Lite" Commercials;

#3: Instead of Real Billy Martin Footage, all scenes are played by John Tuturro;

#2: The 17+ Mentions of Derek Jeter, by Tim Mc Carver, BY THE 2ND INNING & his referring to "The Riviera Cafe' & Sports Bar", as the Epicentre Of Red Sox Culture in NYC, causing patrons @ "Professor Thom's", to hurl such obscenities as "F--- The Riviera";

#1: Suzyn Waldman exclaiming that "Roger Clemens Is In My Box", causes YES, ESPN & FOX, to be Fined by The FCC.