You're Wickedly P-----g Me Off, Red Sox

If you can't hit that almost 40 guy named Contreras, you're up the Gowanus Canal without a paddle:

& to the Umpiring Crew-get a Major League Eye Exam, will ya;

Quinn is REALLY gonna be p---ed, tonight, as he's at Fenway Park, all da way from Midwood, Brooklyn, Q Train & all;

Puke Barf!

Mike