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Monday, June 04, 2007

Why I NEED A Change This Sunday

The Traditional Latin Mass is offered on the 2nd & 4th Sundays of the Month & every Sunday throughout Lent, at St John's Cemetery Chapel, 80th Street & Metropolitan Avenue in Queens:

The meditative nature of The Latin Mass, brings one to awe & reverence, especially in The Offertory & Consecration. In the Readings of Epistle & Gospel, these readings are NOT disjointed, as they appear to be in the Novus Ordo Mass. One appreciates the continuity & the quiet;

There are Hymns of Worship to God, not Affirmations of Self, here;

Like a Pastural Game of Baseball, there are nuances, appreciated in meditative silence. One communes with God in prayer. One does not need current music to blast ones senses, nor does one need to listen to endless blathering(ESPN's Joe Morgan & FOX' Tim Mc Carver, do tend to that style, hurting one's eardrums to the delight of a few masochists), usually from Litugical Experts, who've wondered where all the people have gone to;

As many of that group in Queens are Red Sox Fans, we wonder just what appropriate Penance should Alexander Emanual Rodriguez, perform for his acts of sheer self-indulgence & Public Adultery;

Should he locked in a room & forced to endure tapes of the "Best" of Joe Morgan, or the "Best" of Tim Mc Carver, for 45 Minutes?

Or should he be subject to a Penance, renduring the part of his Body, causing him to sin, useless for a week? Perhaps both Penances should be hoisted on a Liturgical Expert, locked into the same room with Mr Rodriguez;

It's a grand intellectual & Spiritual Experience, The Latin Mass. Give it a try. It sure worked for a Long Time & still does. There's NOTHING like The Real Thing;

Pax Vobiscum;



Blogger Suldog said...


11:21 AM  
Blogger paramedicgirl said...

How about some medieval penances? Here's the top ten:.

10. Standing barefoot in the snow for hours

9. Skunk hair shirts

8. Scrubbing castle walls with toothbrush

7. Memorizing the "Summa Theologiae"

6. Chewing tinfoil

5. Delivering papal condemnations to Martin Luther

4. Hand copying the entire Bible

3. Wasp licking

2. Anything involving anthills

1. The "thorn paddle

12:20 PM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...


The Thorn Paddle across Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez' Groin, will more than do the trick, as he'll really be out of commission, in regards to his Carnal Misbehavior;

It'll only take 1 Application;


A Thorn paddle for Morgan, as he won't be able to sit in that booth;

Ditto, Mc Carver

2:40 PM  
Blogger paramedicgirl said...

You could play Gregorian chant while you administer the medieval penances. Just a thought...

1:11 AM  
Blogger Michael Leggett said...


The Gregorian Chant Version of "Pater Noster" will be used on the 3 mentioned above, especially with thorn paddle:

ESPN & FOX Sports Audiences will be grateful;

So will be fans & MLB Players alike.

3:12 AM  

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