Why I NEED A Change This Sunday

The Traditional Latin Mass is offered on the 2nd & 4th Sundays of the Month & every Sunday throughout Lent, at St John's Cemetery Chapel, 80th Street & Metropolitan Avenue in Queens:

The meditative nature of The Latin Mass, brings one to awe & reverence, especially in The Offertory & Consecration. In the Readings of Epistle & Gospel, these readings are NOT disjointed, as they appear to be in the Novus Ordo Mass. One appreciates the continuity & the quiet;

There are Hymns of Worship to God, not Affirmations of Self, here;

Like a Pastural Game of Baseball, there are nuances, appreciated in meditative silence. One communes with God in prayer. One does not need current music to blast ones senses, nor does one need to listen to endless blathering(ESPN's Joe Morgan & FOX' Tim Mc Carver, do tend to that style, hurting one's eardrums to the delight of a few masochists), usually from Litugical Experts, who've wondered where all the people have gone to;

As many of that group in Queens are Red Sox Fans, we wonder just what appropriate Penance should Alexander Emanual Rodriguez, perform for his acts of sheer self-indulgence & Public Adultery;

Should he locked in a room & forced to endure tapes of the "Best" of Joe Morgan, or the "Best" of Tim Mc Carver, for 45 Minutes?

Or should he be subject to a Penance, renduring the part of his Body, causing him to sin, useless for a week? Perhaps both Penances should be hoisted on a Liturgical Expert, locked into the same room with Mr Rodriguez;

It's a grand intellectual & Spiritual Experience, The Latin Mass. Give it a try. It sure worked for a Long Time & still does. There's NOTHING like The Real Thing;

Pax Vobiscum;

Mike