On A Ship @ Sea(Some Humour From An Usher @ the 11AM Sunday Mass In Woodhaven, Who Told Me This)

It was a cruise ship. There was a Caberet Act. There was a Magician. @ The Captain's Table sat the Captain, with a Parrot on his shoulder. The Magician would do a trick. The Parrot would blurt out where the object was hidden. This upset the magician:

The next night, it was the same thing, & the magician was irritated, unto the point of threatening to kill the parrot. The parrot blurted out where the object was & the magician pulled out 9MM Gun & shot at the parrot. Instead, the bullet hit a propane tank & the ship was blown up. There were no survivors;

Except for 2;

The Parrot & Magician were sharing the same plank in the sea. The Magician asked "Since you knew where everything was hidden, tell me this; Where's The Ship?"

Mike