"Well, Tim"
The Red Sox & Angels squared off on "FOX Saturday Baseball":
The Sawx WON 8-0, in a SHUTOUT by Curt Schilling;
That wasn't the story according to "The Sophocles of The Diamond", The Illustrious Tim Mc Carver;
The Yankees weren't even on the Game;
According to Kaylee in AZ, Tim was on his favorite subject today;
His Subject was DEREK JETER;
Are You warming us up to kick in our screens, next Saturday, when you & Buck, drive us to puke, whenever "Error Boy" Jeter is seen?
You're going down like "The I-Man", Tim;
Mad Mike In Queens
PS: Is RemDawg hosting a show on WFAN, Oh Man From Memphis?
Bwahahahahaha!
The Sawx WON 8-0, in a SHUTOUT by Curt Schilling;
That wasn't the story according to "The Sophocles of The Diamond", The Illustrious Tim Mc Carver;
The Yankees weren't even on the Game;
According to Kaylee in AZ, Tim was on his favorite subject today;
His Subject was DEREK JETER;
Are You warming us up to kick in our screens, next Saturday, when you & Buck, drive us to puke, whenever "Error Boy" Jeter is seen?
You're going down like "The I-Man", Tim;
Mad Mike In Queens
PS: Is RemDawg hosting a show on WFAN, Oh Man From Memphis?
Bwahahahahaha!
11 Comments:
Hey Michael:
Thanks for the scoop on Jeter--always nices to hear when he is screwing up...:-)
There is some serious man-love going on bewteen Carver and Jeter--always has been..and its revolting!
But as long as the Sox win our games--its all good!
Hope you are well...
Go Sox!
I bet if McCarver was to cover badminton he would still get in a Jeter mention at least twice.
thanks for the mention laura i bet you are right:-)
If FOX were to cover a Papal Funeral, Tim would still get in 17+ Mentions of Derek Jeter:
The Principal Celebrant of that Mass, would boldly proclaim something in LATIN;
Translated into English it would be
"Tim, you red hair dye # 2 BABOON, shut up as my ears are starting to bleed from the mere mention of Derek Jeter";
Thought you might like that one, Laura, Christine & Kaylee;
Michael
This from FOX Sports "South Park" Reporter Kyle Mylanski:
"OMG, Tim Killed Kenny";
"That Bastard!"
Bwahahahaha!
I like the sense of humor you got there michael:)
Wait'll my next one on Jeter, as he becomes, or is "Error Guy":
WHY would Mc Carver, now a Rapidly-Aging Grecian Formula-Poisoned Jackass, mention him a motherlode of times on a Game, where the Yankees aren't even playing?
that one is beyond me I can only imagine watching next sasturdays game ON FOX:-)
Kaylee?
I think that it'll be SHEER Torture for your ears;
It'll be for my ears, that is a given.
uh yeah I am hoping I can avoid him and watch it through my direct Tv package:-)
Even through DirecTV, you'll still hear Tim, babbling on, aided by Buck;
PAINFUL!
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